Dracula's Curse: Epitaph

E P I T A P H

''Army hat...too tight...can't think...!''

"HOW DARE YOU COME TO READ MY PERSONAL DOSSIER?!?!

"So read it, then! That's why it's here! HAH!

"Now, if you would excuse me, it hurts to think right now..."

Peace, peace. I am the Eric Roman, a.k.a. Red Reamer, a.k.a. Kr0 MAgMa, a.k.a. E Berg, a.k.a. E'RON, my ladyfriend called me Akito, Reginald from Brooklynworld called me Skittles, the Birds of Prey acknowledged Bird of Prey Di Giraptor, EZBoarders across the CastleVania WorldWide usually protested anything Arima Red had to say about how much CastleVania Legends sucked, and as an image maker, I am known as DYNAKYRIS or Terrible Hands. Not bad. Not bad at all.

WBW Title History:
Kr0 is currently the top contender for the WBW ThunderForce 6 title, former holder of the Marvel VS. Capcom title, and EIGHT TIME!- EIGHT TIME!-EIGHT TIME! Cruisin' World champion, with a venerable amount of losses to Mister Sunday Night himself, ROB-VAN-RED. Kr0 lost the Marvel VS. Capcom belt to RVR, who immediatley got annhihilated by a spectator, who then ran away with the title. Due to this, Al B. Pri, WBW ruler, gave Kr0 back the title.

You...have a life, yes?
Well, yeah, of course. A vast recipe has resulted in the creature which is I, and it goes like this. Dinosaurs have interested me since the mid-80's, so you can now understand why I declare Slogra to be THE MAN!

I also play REAL video games (you know, the ones that you don't need a 4D Voodoopoopoo card for), watch TV, rock the GB, NES, SNES, PS, GEN, N64, GBA, and GC, draw and sketch, study art, tape record, ~~keep the Bronx on lock with my Dell Dimension XPS B1000 PC,~~ read, follow the hip hop scene with the help of Funkmaster Flex Night and HOT97, rarely speak Spanish, watch and study anime, learn Japanese on my own, work, consume, coast in the Big City, gawk at the awe inspiring GE building in Rockefeller Center, rock the anime theme songs at karaoke, and do other things not yet mentioned.

At least...that is what I used to do before I moved from New York to California in 2006...

The LIST list!
A little of this, a little of that, and there ME go!

What's on TV?
Check out what's been on my TV over the years.

THE GAMES!!!
Shopping list of my favorite games and game sagas.

DCTAMADL!!!
This thing right here's the gratuitously huge list of all the anime, manga, and Japanese dramas I've come across. Not to mention the fun, naughty bits of H...

The 14!
And climbing. My favorite and most influential artists beat it into you.

The Soundtrack
Some explanation on what the heck I enjoy listening to.

Kr0 on Film...
A list of some of my favorite movies and videos.

Hellos-in-General!
Jason, Lyndon, Kurt, Felicia, Speck 4, Asuka, Akane, Hikaru & Naru-chan, Andy, Mista Jaodin, Iversin, Shee-ack, Al, Grendel Fegget, Hannibal (buss-tee baa-bra), Shivsanker the hedgehog, Elke, Chamois, Sally (shut the L up, Elvis), Joey Buttufuco (Jo Rosa. Give $$$ to the Rosa foundation), E Boogie, Robert Peña, THUNTEE MUNDO!, and the rest of the THONTEE THAKERZ, Ray at Tracey, Toofpick, the Walfpok, Wrath, Brickhouse Brian Ahyoung (A.K.A. Poorguy, A.K.A. Brokeymon), DJ, Bert, Ridwan the Pirate (DigiWan Digital Ridwan Digiwan is the champion..!), the district known as Chinatown, Nedrick for locating it for me, JAME-Z, A-Z a.k.a Capone a.k.a. Adje-Dogg, Austen the Sad Rapper, on-the-base Pace, the Champ, Black Sheep/Blues, Gabs Bunny, Tahmahrah, Luna a.k.a. Runetto-chan a.k.a. Runetto-sama a.k.a. Meloura Hime, Babs Bunny, "RURI!", Nicetianamon, E-Man, Mikes, Reginaaaaald, Rich Belmont, Stan Shady, DLC, DAD, DMC, DREF, Candy, Hakyo-meido-chan, Kiyoka-san, Phife D'dogg, Mista Kalas, Luke Jones, Garrett Rudkin, SNK, Tachibana Ukyo, Scott Kessler, RYU the BASE head for Great Convenient, Mister Caslas, Roll, Aunt Haruka, Chibi Janus, everyone at CVInteractive including Scott Helfrich and the CVI Fam, all DCTP submitters, Konami ("WE LOVE GRADIUS 1!!!" ), Capcom, Nintendo, TecnoSoft, and all game makers.

And of course, let us not forget all the Medusalings, Mummy Guys, Fish Dudes, Leviathans, Skeletons, and other CV enemies, without whom the CastleVania series would never have been.......SO DIFFICULT!!!

My mortal enemies include:
The Bone Dragon King, Ricky Martin, The Monster In My Pocket Ripoff Squad (The Imperial), and the entire cast of a certain Monster In My Pocket ripoff show, except for Mew II, whom I witnessed using ~~her~~ an A.T. Field and killing them off within the 2 minute stop-and-watch-the-tape-playing-in-the-monitor-at-the-anime-store's-window session.

Also, Jimbly is my Nemesis, too, ...unfortunately, four years after I wrote that, I'm hard pressed to remember who the heck I was referring to.

P A R T N E R
S P I R I T S
The following have made a difference in the life
of DCTP; some for greater reasons than others.

Lyndon Moore- Introduced me to AOL Keyword: FTP, emulation, and the Ways of The WorldWide.

Kurt Kalata- It can be said he initially set it off...

Andy Costello- Arizona-based DCTP Advisor, who for me has revived my morale levels on more than one occaision, when it seemed that I could no longer press on, Andy mentally swatted me across the face and reminded me of how great my place in the CastleVania WorldWide is. Let's give a round of sound to Andy. Know that DCTP nearly died only days before FortuneCity's free space and HTML FTP efficiency was discovered. And who was there to keep me active until just minutes before the discovery? It was he. Learn more about him in Andy's Epitaph!

Jason Gaines- My apprentice, who will one day change the CV WorldWide. Okay, perhaps not.

Luke Jones- Alabama cool-guy who gave his Nintendo Power Volume 18 to the cause of DCTP!!!

Josh "FunkDOC" Ballard- Official DCTP fighting game expert.

Joey V.- Puerto Rico-based CastleVania secrets analyst.

Garrett Rudkin- Tried his damnedest to bring the best of the CastleVania WorldWide towards a single cause on many an occaision.

The original shouts of 1997...
Al! Because WBW is WBW.
Jvelez. His hair is mad polluted.
Larry. Larry's head is mad lumpy!
Louie. He's in the army.
C-Bone. And his clown hair.
Ruiz. Who keeps everything quiet.
Dave. Who hates Flash Man with a passion.

BONUS 'SPACE: WHAT DOES SINYASO MEAN, ANYWAY?!

"Follow me back to DCTP with ya."

Created: DCTP Antiquity
Last Edited: September 9, 2009