Hall of Blame

 

Busty Barbara

 

Kurt's Liz images! Okay, here she is, requested by the biggest La Bouche fan on the earth, Elizabeth Bartley! Liz is Count Dracula's brat niece! As I understand it, some Drolta person was trying to become a black magic type person and by mistake, brought this lady back from the grave! Being the brat she is, she got up, walked out the door, and went to resurrect Dracula.

As you can see, CastleVania Bloodlines is mostly comprised of resurrection.

She set up a worldwide campaign to put the smackdown on some STRANGERS from Texas and Spain! Babs Bunny said it best "...great, now we're in an episode of 'Hee Haw'." So Angelica--ahem--Elizabeth dispatched the Armor Battler, Gargoyle and several others to reduce tourism to Yurp---Europe. Out from nowhere come these two losers, John Morris, from Texas, and Eric Alucard----LECARDE---of Spain world. Liz was really pizzed off when she saw that Eric was using Slogra's trident, so she smacked his teeth out. It was cool. Then, she made armored Mole Men attack through these orbs she can toss. John dissed Elizabeth's moms and Liz sent Queen Medusa to fire him up to well done. It was great. Evil reigned supreme from then on. My future ex-wife, Elizabeth Bratley---BARTLEY! ! !

Hall's future: Who has remained a constant in the Gradius series by Konami? If you can guess well, then Mail me! Then, a look at the career of a Dark dude. Afterward, 10 Venus Weeds! Wheee! Then a man who gets no respect...

 

Past Cool Guys In Descending Order Of Appearance...

The Blue One Monstrosity Gaibon, Zapf Bat, Malachi, Bone Ark, Fire Demon, Legion\Granfalloon, Owl Knight and Friends, Count Dracula, Grim Reaper, Giant Green Armor (Sword Lord), Heads: Dracula's Second Form, Maria Renard