Looks like we're coming full circle on this one. Maria Renard was the first cool character of the week, now she's back.
Hmm...looks like Maria has grown some since we last met her, eh? This undetermined time period, it's Maria Renard AGAIN! This time, let's see how useful she is in CastleVania Symphony of the Night.
Richard Belmar killed-ofied Count Dracula in 1792. Maria helped him some. After a while, Maria noticed that Richard wasn't clubbin' at Veros as usual, so she knew that Richard had disappeared. Maria was 17 now, and Demon Castle Dracula appeared out of the mist. Maria decided to look for Richard there. What she found was trouble. Big trouble, in the form of MASSIVE wolves, infinite zombies, and skeletal fish men. Maria had arrived at the Alchemy Laboratory and decided she should leave, she'd never find Richard here. She turned back and headed for the castle's entrance. She found WBW world tag team champions Slogra and Gaibon in her way *HINT**HINT*(more than just a hint...)!!! After she trashed the two a while, Gaibon decided they should make their retreat. Gaibon picked up Slogra and jetted. Maria passed the hallway where the wolves were, and guarding the entrance, an OWL KNIGHT! The exit was sealed up, so she decided to explore the new world.
She wandered about, and decided to rest at the Marble Gallery. Some guy with white hair disturbed her slumber. She asked the guy, who the **** are you? The dude said who he was, and she ditched him. Once again, she met him at the entrance to the Royal Chapel-Vania. She ditched him again. THEN, she bumped into him in the Chapel, telling him that she lost this guy, Richard. She then dissed him and ditched him. Maria was having lunch in the Chapel's Hall of Spikes (HOW DID SHE GET THERE?!) and the white haired guy said he found Richard on drugs. Maria backhanded the guy and she did something totally ORIGINAL! She DITCHED him!! Maria was resting in some secluded area in the Marble Gallery when the nosy white head stopped by. She asked him to get the heck out, and gave him her Ray-Bans. Well, this white haired guy finally found Richard, put the smackdown on him, and Maria thanked the white haired dude, and ditched him AGAIN! Finally, Maria, Richard, and the white haired dude hooked up in front of the castle for the best ending. The white haired guy, Sephiroth, decided to leave the two. Maria noticed how buff and how much more of a hunky stud muffin Sephiroth was than Richard...
...so she ditched Richard.
THE END!
Hall's future: The Dark Knight, 10 Venus Weeds, Mole Man, and, a close relative Count Dracula nearly forgot about!
Past Cool Guys In Descending Order Of Appearance...
Puweyxil, Elizabeth Bartley, The Blue Bat, Zapf Bat, Malachi (the Cthulhu!), Bone Ark, Fire Demon, Legion\Granfalloon, Owl Knight and Friends, Count Dracula, Grim Reaper, Giant Green Armor (Sword Lord), Heads: Dracula's Second Form, Maria Renard