Fleaman Vs. Medusa Head
DEATH MATCH!!!
Written and pic'd by Lisker.

Lisker: Hey, fellow Castlevania fans, it's Lisker, comics extroidinaire, once again bringing you a classic power struggle, and today I've come to you with the two most damned annoying, accursed, disgraceful pests ever to be found in Rommania! Yes, that's right, tonight we've brought you Flea Man battling against Medusa Head! They're here today to see which of them is the greatest nuisance of all, and hosting with me tonight is beloved ex-pirate, Grant Danasty! Hope you're enjoying the fight, Grant!

Lisker: ...well let's get started.

Lisker: Not a bad choice for an arena I've picked, but how are they supposed to kill the other without a ledge to knock the other off of? Heh, get it, Grant?

Lisker: Yeah, definitely better get started...

Lisker: Listen to their fierce, terrifying voices, ladies and gentlemen!

Lisker: And START!

Lisker: Whatta fight!!

Lisker: And Flea Man's already pulling out his cheapest attacks!

Lisker: And Flea Man chewed Medusa Head's face clean (or not-so-clean) off till he bit the skull! Ouch!

Lisker: Hold on, it seems this fight isn't over yet...

Lisker: Uh oh, don't turn around, Flea Man...

Lisker: Then it seems this fight is over, and the winner is...

Lisker: HOLD IT! Could it BE...?

Lisker: Of course! Before the name change, Flea Man used to be known as Igor, an assistant for the mad doctor...

Lisker: I have no sprites of Dr. Frankenstein...

Lisker: ...One...TWO Frankensteins? Surely not can this be!

Lisker: The two conflicting Frankensteins have started a chain reaction!

Lisker: I...don't believe it....someone's out there.....Yes, I do believe I see something! And the winner is...

Lisker: ....what the hell?

Lisker: No! No, that's not right at all! He had nothing to do with this!


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Created 1-9-2001
Last Edited 1-9-2001