2001

01. Cast Rezil- I'm not exactly sure of what's going on, but I could really, really care less! You want bizarreness? YOU GOT IT! By Hande. Contains harsh language, so cover your ears when you read it. (Remember that old Sesame Street skit when Cookie Monster was sleeping over at Ernie's and dreamed of devouring the moon? Heh heh heh...)

02. Nightmare- Another funny pic by Hande! Reinhardt Schneider, whose name doesn't really end with 'Belmont', has a TERRIBLE nightmare. BWAAH HA HAAA! Dig that clown makeup! I like, I like! Starring your favorite Grim Reapers and special guest Iron Maiden performing their smash snore, Still Alive! This one is crazy.

03. Samba- Hande's talent grows pic by pic. In this really cool one, Drac has just changed himself into an evil Dizknee Character as the Cast o' Vania sets off a conga line (we hope). Maria, being 12, (and in Symphony, still just as smart) doesn't get it. Heh heh heh heh...love the skeleton pointing fingers. Appreciate Koranot, daggit!

04. Elixir of Love- Heh heh heh...I got this one from Hande the other day. It's just as ballistic as anything else you might've seen from him. Maria shares some of her special Elixir, which causes Grant DaNasty to become THE MAN!!! Meanwhile, these two British anime dudes are standing there looking like BLOODY IDIOTS. Heh heh heh... Coming soon in 2027: Grant DaNasty in CastleVania: GRANT'S GOT GAME!!!

05. Wasn't me!- It appears that Sypha just bought a glitched-up Power of Sire spell from the Master Librarian! But he'll never tell...he's outta there! By Hande.

06. Art 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12
In this epic of Hande's, the Cast o' Vania finds itself within a maelstrom of cultural debate all because of Alucard and Maria trying to bother Inu Yasha! "Yes, but is it art?" Your guess is as good as mine.

2002