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"...this is historic."
-Al B. Pri
CastleVania III Dracula's Curse THE
PAGE!!! hasn't seen a humor talent quite like that of Nashville's
Finer, Johnny
Norris, since, well, me...so as a result
of his consistently nutty contributions to DCTP's Humor Me collection,
I am pleased to present this section specializing in his simple yet amusing
Macintosh generated frivolity, titled simply...
Humor Me, Johnny Norris!
01. CastleVania
Comic (pages)
1
- 2
- 3
His first CastleVania riot premeired in the later
summer of 1999. Done in the tradition set by the one and only John
Baxter, of the famous John and Audra's CastleVania Page, his first work
features the whole Belmont family!
02. CastleVania
Comic II (pages)
1
-
2
Since I got so much of a kick the first time,
I asked J.N. for a sequel!!! This hilarious bit features foul
language, Trevor, Richter, and Simon Belmont, and pants!
03. CastleVania
Comic III (pages)
1
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2
- 3
The third comic established his humorous reign of tyranny
at DCTP. The coastin' players of this comic consist of your favorite
NIntendo characters (that is, if you were born in the 80s... No Peekachodes
here, folks)!
04. CastleVania
Comic IV (pages)
1
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2
Super ComicVania Four, like the Super NES game Super
CastleVania IV, features two of Dracula's elite guards; Slogra and
the Blue Gargoyle Bat, giving a play by play commentary of GOOD vs.
EVIL 1999, featuring someone with the last name Belmont!
We would have gotten more coverage if Gaibon would've stopped screwing
around.
05. Konami
vs. Capcom (pages)
1
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- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10
It was inevitable: the ultimate fantasy game
for those of us, like myself, who were raised alongside the Konami and
Capcom industries. Mega Man. Trevor Belmont. Knight Arthur. The Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles and more in JN's
5th masterwork. FIGHT!!!
06. CastleVania
Comic V (pages) 1
- 2
After a well deserved repose, heeeeeeeere's Norris
and his new IMac! With another funny comic, starring TV's Goku Kakara....Kakaro--Kakarotto----that
guy from Dragonball Z everyone loves. I saw about three episodes of this
yes-it-is-pop-anime-just-like-Pokeymon anime, and one show that stood
out especially was about this savior of the universe (Goku) failing his
driving test with that Pickle guy. That was hilarious.
07. CastleVania Comic VI
(pages) 1 - 2 -
3 - 4
Johnny Norris' extremely superb 'final' masterwork, a tribute to Dracula's
Curse The Page!!! as it neared its final moments in April 2001. You of
course know that DCTP's end never came, but nevertheless... Featuring
guest appearances by the author himself, this is one beautiful tribute,
and YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW IT ENDS! I appreciate this, JN.
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