Artist: Berrigan Album: The Slogra be/ri/ga/n.MP4 Song: The REAL Slim Sloggy (Early Cretaceous ver.) Written and typed by: Sinyaso@aol.com (And Sinyaso@juno.com) Last Edited: 3-8-2001 To the tune of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem on /The Marshall Mathers LP/. [INTRODUCTION] Ogenki desu ka? Attention undivided, onegaishimasu. I said...I SAID SHUT----arigatogozaimashita. Will the real Slim Sloggy please stand up? Ripiito, will the real Slim Sloggy please stand up? Heh. We've got problems. [VERSE 1] Don't lie like you and I've never battled before A dinosaur in CastleVania four attackin' your bore Like chimps Dixie and Kiddy by a ripsaw I spear, drop, with a beak sharp as 'chikushaw!!!' "Mastah Sligga's THE MAN!" "Look, Slogra plus RZA equals Sligga, get it?" ["...no?"] So Doctor Wily said... NOTHING, YA INBREDS! Doctor Wily's head dangles on spinal threads! Slog in Japan known as Berrigan, "Tikka-tikka-tikka Slim Sloggy's borey Working on only sixteen bits..." Damn straight, I'm the one you're referring to, ----!!! Hai, Nippon's probably gotta lotta animation that you're saying Is so perverted while you sit there watching it, ------------. Lotta times Roman wants to bash on A-O-L but can't be, But it's okay for B-P say on his G-B: "Yur website really sux! Ur websight rilly sux! And when I go on welfair I will get sum of ur bucks!" The e-mail grown ups forwarded to all the little kids Says the world ain't as sordid like it actually is. Hey, they're gonna know about Hentai By the time they're nine, we've all got DSL lines, right? Hai, so Hentai is Slogra in a room with Maria, two Blue Venus Weeds, and Molly; They 'Bump and Grind' all night like R Kelly, Then tomorrow beat the Skull Knight King and Melvin both at skelzey. But if you feel like the Knight does, your sword's been drawn. Bunnies shoot torpedos off, sing the chorus to my song! 01:23s [PSEUDO-HOOK] I'm Slim Sloggy the only real Sloggy Since you other Slim Sloggies are really too foggy So won't the real Slim Sloggy please rise up? Leap right up? Beak right up? Cuz I'm Slim Sloggy the once-only Sloggy All you other Slip Shoddies rea-lly annoy me So won't all bootlegs just be out? Exit now? Leave right now? [VERSE 2] Pikachu don't gotta carry a weapon to sell his NES tapes. Well I do, so PIKA him and CHU you, too. Think I give a Digi bout a Mon, man? Cuz one thing I can't stansk is a Pokeymon fan. "But Slogra what if show up in the Game Boy Advance?" WHY? You guys gonna love me for my special attacks Then rank me next to Pokemon or F-Zero-X Chi, Nurse Joy better wear jeans when I'm on scene Or I'll be the first one to solve her covered mystery Of how many vac-cines she shot up in the -------. Stupid Misty is the one who really pissed me off Said, "he can't evolve or any of that stuff". I should download her B-G on M-I-D Then tell Saffron City how Berrigan C-D'd. I'm slamming on the catch 'em philosophy All it does is peeve me, So I'm here to scrape this like Ghostface. Fifteen by ten evolve, wish to be more than me, to beak like me, Blast like me, toast like me, jump, slide, and,shoot, even last like me But there is only one Dinosaur Knight, truly! 02:27s [PSEUDO-HOOK] Cuz' I'm Slim Sloggy the only one Sloggin' All you other Slime Suckaz are really annoyin' So won't the true haters just shut your trap? Turn around. Or get smacked. Since Slim Sloggy's known as-THE-Slogra All you other Pokey Mons should-not-even bother So can all the Digimon please rise up? Warp Digivolve? Smash those chumps? [VERSE 3] I bought a fansub tape of Neoranga Because I couldn't even afford buy the manga Since Majesco sold you Super C-V four for nine The difference is fifty and it was bought online, Get a monochromatic manual no color, Box clone by a DeMoire laser. See me at Stage B-3, so let's just dance and see Who's hotter than a thousand tons of all the monsters out, kid, While you wonder why kids parent parents for the trashy card kit. That's loose, cuz at the rate of Slogra's stamina, I'll be the best boss of the next CastleVania Backin' up Drac rushin' till you're outta axes And I'm stabbin an I'm slammin but the Dolphin mod stopped functionin' Every dinosaur becomes a Slogra Doppleganger Slashing at Actraiser, like razors split papers Or in the Lost World of J-P-eleven in the midst of Fifth Avenue Roarin' "I don't give a WHAT like we don't give a WHAT", cool, But, will the real Sloggy please stand up, stick, all three claws on each hand up? Be loud cuz you can't be stopped, lost control, So 'One More Final', that's it, LAST RECITAL!!! 03:31s [PSEUDO-HOOK] I'm Slim Sloggy the only real Sloggy Since you other Slim Sloggies are really too foggy And so the real Slim Sloggy beats you up. Tears you up. Eats you up. Cuz' Slim Sloggy the only real Sloggy All you other Slim Sloggies really annoy me So won't The God of Oberisk please wake up? Flame them up? I'm fed up! 03:49s [PSEUDO-HOOK: w/flute instrument towards end of beat] I AM THE RE--AL SLIM SLO-GGY I AM THE RE--AL SLIM SLO-GGY I AM THE RE--AL SLIM SLO-GGY I AM THE RE--AL SLIM SLO-GGY [FADE-OUT DIALOGUE/SHOUTS] Uff it. Get the /Marshall Mathers LP/. Do yourself a favor, ch... Hawk and SNA... Adje Dogg, Champ, Mikes... Reginaaaald... Jame-Z... Akito, don't forget Ruri...