What would you do for a KastleVania Bar?

Spill it! What wacky zany crazed thing would you do for a FREE CastleVania game (any), hmm? Tell me!

Alucard would disassemble one, and put it back together.

Phifey from the Nintendo Old Skool said...
1.kill my friends and family...
2. beat up dracula...(he never scored) and steal his car...would it be the batmobile?
3. watch a christmas story 12 times in one day...
4.um...make a garbage nes website!!!

A pal o' mine, Scott Kessler, states:
My roommate is a Vampire so CastleVania games come in very handy. I keep one on my person at all times. Whenever he thinks about dining on my blood I pop a CV game into whichever game system is handy and start playing! This causes him to cover his ears and howl in agony! He can't stand seeing me whup Drac's posterior to kingdom come. Sometimes I slip a Bible under his pillow when he isn't looking. This really pisses him off too, but all I have to do is threaten to kill Dracula in a CV game, and he instantly becomes a subservient, groveling creature that obeys my every command...

Danny Leyva sez... What I would do is something no one else would do! Like eat a whole box of king sized Snickers in a whole DAY! Or eat the $hit of my pet Bird Socrates! :o(

Sheldon Cooper. Would do 1 of 2 things...

1. Gird myself in my Simon Belmont outfit (yes, I have one, whip and all) and go door to door asking for Dracula's body parts until I actually got all five of them!

2. Get garbed up as Dracula, build a dilapidated castle (it couldn't be in good condition now could it!?) and then raise undead hordes to rule the world and prey on innocents!

TCSHAN sez...

What would I do for a KastleVania Bar? Make a Castlevania movie, if I could!

The basic plot would combine elements of Simon's Quest and Symphony of the Night. The prologue would involve Simon Belmont defeating Dracula, only to receive a horrible curse: half of his handsome face is burned away by mystic flames, revealing a bloodstained skull! Because it is a magical curse, Simon doesn't die; however, having a bloody, gore-covered skull for half your face puts a damper on your social life. Simon is considered "marked" by the superstitious Castlevanian peasants, most of whom avoid him.

Years later, an evil wizard named Shaft prepares a mystic (and gory!) ritual with which to revive the Count. Simon gets wind of this. He goes off to slay the Count once more, and this time force the evil vampire to restore his face. He encounters the monstrous forces of Shaft, who capture him, but he is rescued by Dracula's son, Alucard, a fellow vampire hunter who is himself half-vampire. Alucard uses a magical counterspell to heal Simon's scarred face, and the two renew the search for Shaft.

By this time, Shaft has completed the ritual. He expects Dracula to be his obedient servant in return for his resurrection, but becomes the master vampire's slave instead. The combination of Dracula's vampiric abilities and Shaft's magics prove to be formidable, but Alucard manages to decapitate his father while Simon deals with Shaft.

The battle ended, Alucard places himself in suspended animation, while Simon returns to the village he calls home.

Subject matter: I imagine a LOAD of violence and bloodshed, with monsters getting slaughtered quite bloodily, as well as Shaft murdering about fifty virgins for his ritual. I don't imagine the language getting much stronger than "damn" and "hell" (mostly used in a religious context). As for sex or nudity: well, maybe a naked succubus or two. All in all, I figure it'll have an "R" rating.

The author of the Idiot's Guide to CastleVania sez... I would actually read the Worlds Of Power: Castlevania 2 book to get my hands on Dracula X for SNES.

Josh "Funk DOC" Ballard sez... I would beat CVNUPR64 twice, and beat Bad Street Brawler after that(if it can be beaten). For Blood's Rondo. I might even want to also beat the original Dragon Warrior. (Added 3-4-2001)

Wavid sez... I'd surgically modify myself into the likeness of the Japanese Leviathan Gargoyle.