SYMPHONY. THE NEW SCRIPTS. Written by Eric Roman, Sinyaso@aol.com CastleVania III Dracula's Curse THE PAGE http://members.aol.com/Sinyaso/ Latest script update, 8-10-98 by request and death threat >) Okay. So you've read 'His last fights' and discovered several things... 1. Eric's story is sorta short! 2. Eric's story hasn't been updated yet! 3. Eric's story--SHUT UP! I GET The point! Symphony of the Night is cool! It'd probably be funnier if I wrote the scripts! TAPE NUMBER 0100198-1 BLOODLINES Richter:Die Monster! You don't belong in this world! Dracula:It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by...KONAMI...who wish to release CastleVania for Playstation! Richter: Huh? That is beside the point! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Dracula: (What's my next line?) Richter: Your words are as meaningless as having a 3D CastleVania! Mankind ill needs a game such as THAT! Dracula: What is a man? Slogra: I'm the man! Dracula: Not yet, you imbecile! Away to me! Slogra: Waaah! You hurt Slawgra's feewings! Richter: Who was that? Dracula: Some guy. Just for that, I'll punish him by making him the first boss in this game. Richter: What? But I'm gonna kill you right now! Dracula: Nah-ah! My REAL wake up happens on 5 years! Richter: So, all this is just some predetermined game thing? Dracula: Yep. Richter: OH! Well, in that case, let's fight and I'll show everyone what PlayStation can do! Dracula: Okay. Let's keep to the script. What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you! haw haw haw. Richter: Hyya! Cha! Holy Cross! Dracula: UH! EEK! OW! OH! UR! haw haw haw Richter: Hyya! Dracula: Here is true power! Haaa! Richter: OOF! Slogra: Richter! Heighten your strength! Richter: Hydro Storm! Dracula: UH! AH! EEH! ACK! RUR! RUR! YOUR TIME'S OVER! GRANT THEE POWER! Richter: Hydro Strom! Dracula: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch NO! SLOGRA YOU IDIOT! NOOOOOOoooo....... TAPE NUMBER 0100198-2 MEETING WITH DEATH Death: Ah, Alucard. What is your business here? >:.| Alucard: I've come to---sell vaccum cleaners ! :D Death: Huh? Vaccum cleaners? Still befriending Oreck. I'll not ask you to return to our side, but I demand you cease your sales pitch! >:.| Alucard: Buy now! Buy now! $5 rebate if you act now! :D Death: You shall regret those words. We will meet again! HAH! >666.| Alucard: WHAT? :o Death: Aaa! ha ha haaa.. TAPE NUMBER 0100198-3 MEETING 1 WITH MARIA Maria: Wait a moment! You seem human and yet, what do you, here? Alucard: Well, I hear you yapping away while I'm trying to get my vacuum cleaners back... Maria: Then I see we have the same purpose. I'll trust you for now. I'm Maria. Who are you? Alucard: dot dot dot dot Ahloooocard. Maria: Not the talkative type I see. Well, we'll meet again, if you live that long. Alucard: Wait, do you have some gum? What's the Sonic code? How much does a memory card go for these days? And what about the Chinese chip? Where's the CD and Art Book? My tummy hurts! Do you have internet? What's your e-mail? Do you have a page? Can I get your number? What IS Nuclear America------- TAPE NUMBER 0100198-4 MEETING WITH THE MASTER LIBRARIAN Alucard: Daaayaaaam! You still here? You're O L D ! HEH HEH HEH What's that hole beneath you there? Where all your poop comes down? HA HAAAHA! Librarian: Oh, it is you Master Ahlooocard! What do you need? Alucard: This and that...you know, kill dad again? Librarian: But young master, I cannot aid one who opposes the Master. Alucard: I got maaad loot. You wanna be down on this? Librarian: Really? Well in that case, what tell me what you need! Alucard: Well, for starters, this blue box saying Buy Item, Sell Gem, Enemy List, and Final Fantasy Tactics is trying to stalk me, so get rid of that. TAPE NUMBER 0100198-5 MEETING 2 WITH MARIA Maria: So, we meet again, Alucard. Alucard: Uh, uh huh huh huh huh huh. Hey, baby. Wanna---------- Maria: And much friendlier I see. It's strange. This castle seems different to me. Alucard: I'm happy 'cuz I was talking with the old dude. He gave me guns and ammo. I'm gonna shoot some stuff with it. Wanna come? Oh yeah. This castle's different because the game loaded a different .zzt file after BLOODLINES. Plus you're stupid. You let Slogra take your place. Slogra's stupid. Maria: Then my memory won't serve me well. Alucard: Like I said, you're stupid. Maria: Well, I never! Alucard: Never what?....... TAPE NUMBER 0100198-6 MEETING 3 WITH MARIA (AFTER FIREBIRD FIGHT) Maria: Impressive. You are very strong. Alucard: I'm the man! I'm buff, I'm the man, I'm tuff, I'm the stuff, and the girls just can't get enough! Maria: Pimp. Alucard: ............ Maria: Do you know the name HHHRIICCHCHCHCTAH Belmont? Alucard: Of the Belmont clan? Judging from the way this Trevor sprite which now stalks us looks compared to the garbled sprite you produced...no. Maria: Well, if you see him, please let me know. Alucard: As you wish, my lady. Maria: Thank you. So you do know how to be a gentleman. Alucard: BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRT! HA HA HA HA HA! Maria? Where you goin? TAPE NUMBER 0100198-7 MEETING 1 WITH RICHTER Richter: Ha ha ha ha! Alucard: Who the fBEEPk are you? Richter: Open Hell's Kitchen! Come forth my waiters! Alucard: The scent of your Brut 33...you're a Belmont! Richter: Crush this flea who invades my real estate! B A T T L E Alucard: Hey, that guy looks like the garbled image that came out of Maria's head a paragraph ago. TAPE NUMBER 0100198-8 NIGHTMARE Alucard: ...Mother! Lisa: That voice! Alucard, it's you! Alucard: Coming, mother! Lisa: No Alucard! Don't come here! Alucard: But, mother! Lisa: It's all right. If my death can save others, then I gladly surrender my life! Alucard: Mother! No! Please, no! Lisa: YES, Alucard. Watch me die, and remember always my last words to you. Alucard: YES, mother. Lisa: uh ut ah ut..ROOooose BUuud.. Faerie Familiar: Whutdid she say? Alucard: I think she said...house crud. Lisa: You must despise humans. They are to be your prey. Alucard: WHUT! Lisa: Better for them to die than to let them compound their sins. Begin by slaying that one, over there. Slogra: Ack! Not me! I'm not in this one! I was just leaving to go into one of these polygonal structures, here, tee hee! Alucard: No! It wasn't like this! Lisa: What's wrong? Alucard! Alucard: My mother never said such a thing! Lisa: But Alucard, kill them, and bring them happiness! Alucard: NO! YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER! WHAT KIND OF DEMON ARE YOU? F L A S H Succubus: Ha ha ha haa! You broke free of my spell! I like that in a man! Alucard: OOoooh BAAAAyybeee! WAAAAZAAaaaaaaap! Succubus: Put your toungue back in. Come here little boy, and show me what you've got. Alucard: What, NOW? I can't! There are Faeries present. I don't understand you, so...I'll kill you! B A T T L E Succubus: AAAAAaaaaaah! DarkHugh, I smell your blood! You're a vampire? Could it be... Alucard: Who's DarkHugh? Succubus: That strength! That beauty! You're the son of Lord Dracula! Alucard: Wanna go out, then? Succubus: Not now, I'm dyin ova here! Alucard: Oh, yeah. Succubus: Go play with your little Faerie friend. AAAAAAAAAAaauuuuuua....... TAPE NUMBER 0100198-9 MEETING 4 WITH MARIA Alucard: (picking spikes out of his---)how...how the fCENSOREDk did you get here without the spikebuster..? Maria: Did you find Richter? Alucard: *cough*! *cough*! uuuuh....i..I DId fINd a belLLmont...but I don't think he's the *cough* one you're loOKING fOr...uhhughh...I don't know...what..*COFF!!!*..he was smokin; ugh.... But he did let me have some of it! Maria: Really? I'm out of here! Farewell! (Maria frantically escapes) 2 B (Cont.)