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room "Sinyaso Chat34."
Chibi Hawk has entered the room.
Sinyaso:
This room name SUCKS!
Sinyaso:
^_^
Chibi Hawk:
Ooh, such an original
name!
Chibi Hawk:
hehe.
Sinyaso:
I tried the good ones,
unaccepted.
Chibi Hawk:
I hate that.
Sinyaso:
So al, how's the list?
Did you finalize it yet?
Chibi Hawk:
Um.. actually..
Chibi Hawk:
I thought you were
gonna finalize it.
Sinyaso:
Don worry about it.
Sinyaso:
?
Sinyaso:
Oh.
Sinyaso:
Okay.
Sinyaso:
^_^
Chibi Hawk:
Heh.
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
DCTR PRE PPV SHOOOOOOOWWWW!!!
Sinyaso:
Hello, hello hello!
From the land of the Rising Slogra, I am Eric Roman!
Sinyaso:
::theme music up::
Sinyaso:
((BRB))
Chibi Hawk:
And I'm Andy Costello.
Welcome to Dracula's Curse: The Rumbe, featuring the absolute BEST of
the CastleVania Worldwide!
Chibi Hawk:
.."Rumble"..
Sinyaso:
((BAK))
Sinyaso:
Yes, yes, yes, of course.
But as usual, you know the drills.
Sinyaso:
It's prematchup chat
time.
Sinyaso:
And right now,
Sinyaso:
I really do think it's
high time for everyone to get to know someone...
Sinyaso:
...someone...who is
probably even MORE important than me!
Sinyaso:
For without he, the
CVWW would be, if not 3 years behind, then certainly a little less humorous
and influenced.
Chibi Hawk:
And just who would
that be, Eric?
Sinyaso:
That man is sitting
right here with me, he is none other than, ANDY COSTELLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sinyaso:
Andini, tell us a bit
about yourself!
Chibi Hawk:
..well, shucks.
Chibi Hawk:
Well..
Chibi Hawk:
I like pie.
Sinyaso:
._.
Sinyaso:
Could you tell us a
little bit more,
Sinyaso:
Please.
Sinyaso:
::blink::
Chibi Hawk:
If you'd like to know
more about me, you could always check out my Epitaph, located right at
Dracula's Curse, THE PAGE!!!
Chibi Hawk:
::plug, plug::
Sinyaso:
That's right! Just
go to DCTP.IODIZED.NET, and hit EPITAPH, then scroll down...
Sinyaso:
...to the PARTNER SPIRITS,
hang a left at Beloit,
Sinyaso:
Jog across Interstate
56 for a couple dozen parsecs...
Sinyaso:
...and that should
bring you to a rusty little shack with Shakka Kahn painted on the side
of it.
Sinyaso:
That means that you're
going the wrong way.
Chibi Hawk:
::laughs:: I was gonna
say
Sinyaso:
Turn back the way you
came until you're in PARTNER SPIRITS.
Sinyaso:
Then click the link
after Andy Costello's name that points to his epitaph.
Chibi Hawk:
And then you can learn
about me, the REAL Power!
Sinyaso:
And you now know AAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
there is to know, about Andy.
Sinyaso:
Yeah.
Chibi Hawk:
(what's that supposed
to mean, anyways?)
Sinyaso:
And knowing is part
of the battle or something.
Sinyaso:
YO HO!!!
Sinyaso:
((Don't know...first
saw it on the CVDumbgeon mess board, a reply was titled 'Nonbeleivers!
Slogra is the real power...
Sinyaso:
....in a Slogra thread.))
Chibi Hawk:
((Heh.))
Sinyaso:
So Andy, do you remember
what it was like the last time we were here?
Sinyaso:
In Sprites Entertainment?
;-)
Chibi Hawk:
It was pretty crazy.
Chibi Hawk:
I believe, Alucard
almost KILLED Slogra!!
Sinyaso:
Little something Konami
liked to call W.CV.W or something to that effect.
Sinyaso:
Indeed.
Sinyaso:
And there was ecchi.
Sinyaso:
Ecchi bunny girls.
Sinyaso:
I like bunny girls.
Sinyaso:
Bunny girls are kawaii.
Sinyaso:
::goes off into a daze,
imagining un-nice things about bunny girls::
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi
Hawk:
And speaking of ecchi
bunny girls..
Sinyaso:
Ooo la la....I can
live for days....on a jar of mayonaise....oui oui....
Sinyaso:
::blink::
Sinyaso:
Ah?
Chibi Hawk:
One of the big matchups
you'll see, at the Rumble, is 21 Venus Weeds duking it out for supremacy!
Chibi Hawk:
Who WILL be the dominant
vegetation?
Sinyaso:
::blink::
Sinyaso:
Whudduz that hafta
do with bun-AH YES!
Sinyaso:
The Akane Venus weed!
Sinyaso:
What's it look like,
Al? ::pulls up the website::
Sinyaso:
We've got a LOT of
Weeds, man.
Sinyaso:
What do you think?
Sinyaso:
::save image as::
Sinyaso:
::save image as::
Sinyaso:
Wait a second...this
is MY site, I don't have to do that.
Sinyaso:
o_o
Sinyaso:
HAH! Look at those
crappy pixel works!
Chibi Hawk:
Well, I can't wait
to see the Val Venis weed whip out its Big Weedbowski, and show the rest
of those weeds what Sprite Entertainment is ALLL about!
Sinyaso:
What lackluster pixabilities
I had then! ^_^
Sinyaso:
o_O
Sinyaso:
Oh?
Chibi Hawk:
That's my vote.
Sinyaso:
What if he gets caught
by the Creamy Venus weed?
Sinyaso:
She's rather slick,
you know.
Sinyaso:
And what about the
radioactive Venus Weed?
Chibi Hawk:
Hmm.. could be.
Chibi Hawk:
Then again, there's
the ever-sexy Molly Weed.
Sinyaso:
Oh, of course...but
Asuka is so......
Sinyaso:
She's got a damn YELLOW
DRESS on.
Chibi Hawk:
Heh!
Sinyaso:
It's potent, my lord.
Chibi Hawk:
I still say it's gonna
be the big Weedbowski.
Chibi Hawk:
All the way.
Chibi Hawk:
He'll eat the rest
of them up, like the Big Bad Wolf ate Red Riding Hood's gramma.
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi
Hawk:
And speaking of Big
Bad Wolves..
Sinyaso:
Hey, and speaking of
chicks,
Sinyaso:
You first,
Chibi Hawk:
In another of our exciting
matches, you'll witness the Wolfpack versus the Super CastleVania IV Horsemen!!
Sinyaso:
Heck yes, heck yes.
Sinyaso:
The CVIVH are going
to be beautifully representing the 4H of the bestseller, The Bible.
Sinyaso:
Tell 'em, Andy!
Chibi Hawk:
You'll see Death as
Death!
Chibi Hawk:
Famine will be played
by the Skull Knight!
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon will represent
Pestilence
Chibi Hawk:
Finally, Slogra will
represent WAR!!
Sinyaso:
Brilliant.
Sinyaso:
::sips his Wild Cherry
Pepsi::
Chibi Hawk:
Will these four be
able to stand up to the Wolfpack?
Sinyaso:
Mmmph, brilliant.
Sinyaso:
I think so.
Chibi Hawk:
Eric, why don't you
tell us about the wild, savage Wolfpack?
Sinyaso:
The pak aint got nothin
for 'em.
Sinyaso:
:P
Sinyaso:
But seriously.
Chibi Hawk:
..how about telling
us the members?
Sinyaso:
We've got Lypuston,
we've got Cornell the Blue, we've got a bigazz Warg, and her cousing,
Fire Warg!
Sinyaso:
This is going to be
one hell of a dogfight.
Sinyaso:
::chuckles about the
"nothing for 'em" interjection::
Chibi Hawk:
And don't forget, Minotaurusu
will be in their corner!
Sinyaso:
Oh, oh, of course.
Sinyaso:
Backup.
Sinyaso:
That sorta squares
it off properlike.
Sinyaso:
Lypuston and Minotaurusu,
potence right there.
Chibi Hawk:
Well, if you've been
following DCTP lore, Gaibon and Slogra have been feuding madly with Lypunston
and Minotaurusu, for months and months..
Sinyaso:
They'd put Hugh Hefner
to shame, no question.
Sinyaso:
Yes, Andy
Chibi Hawk:
The tag team titles
have been swapping hands between these two teams like mad.
Sinyaso:
Both vying for title
of Tag Team from Hell.
Sinyaso:
Indeed, indeed.
Sinyaso:
But you know,
Sinyaso:
If Slogra is in the
equastion,
Sinyaso:
I don't see how it's
any question.
Sinyaso:
Because, damn it, Slogra
is THE MAN.
Chibi Hawk:
Well, of course.
Sinyaso:
And Skull Knight is
the man, too.
Chibi Hawk:
And he's got the Skull
Knight on his side.
Sinyaso:
Right.
Chibi Hawk:
And those other two
guys..
Sinyaso:
Who, you mean BDK and...?
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon and Death.
Sinyaso:
Right, right.
Sinyaso:
Thought you were referring
to an off-event thing. ;-)
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
Yup, so what else have
we here.....ah!
Sinyaso:
Bishoujo match!
Sinyaso:
This should be pretty!
Chibi Hawk:
Yes yes yes.
Chibi Hawk:
Featuring such beauties
as Babs Bunny!
Chibi Hawk:
And.. um..
Chibi Hawk:
Akane!
Sinyaso:
AH, yes!
Sinyaso:
Dual bunnies duking
it out!
Sinyaso:
Shoutouts to babs,
she's turning 25 this year, and I can't wait to see her. ;-)
Sinyaso:
Lesse, lesse...
Sinyaso:
Ah...........
Sinyaso:
Meido-san. -_-
Sinyaso:
There was a question
of whether or not she would appear for this event at all.
Chibi Hawk:
Well, at the very least,
she can clean up after eveything.
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon, on the drumset:
*badum-CHING!*
Sinyaso:
......
Sinyaso:
::flips G the Big Bird,
all in good spirits:: ..|.. ^_^
Sinyaso:
HaaHHEm....moving along,
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon: ::attempts
giving Eric the finger, but can't, as he only has two::
Sinyaso:
THE PARTICIPANTS!!!
Sinyaso:
::shuffles papers::
Sinyaso:
::chuckles::
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi Hawk:
::peeks over into Eric's
papers, as he has none of his own::
Sinyaso:
Anyway, Andy, let's
lookit what we've got here.
Sinyaso:
::passes him a copy::
Sinyaso:
There ya go.
Sinyaso:
The number assigmnents
are being done as we speak.
Sinyaso:
It looks to be a tremendous
spectacle we've got to setus up the bomb with.
Chibi Hawk:
You'll want to make
sure you're here for this make your time!
Sinyaso:
Yeah. Sol says you
have not chance of survive.
Sinyaso:
Since he's in this
one.
Chibi Hawk:
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Sinyaso:
Sol, or RYU, as you
may remember, submitted a fat lot of funnies for DCTP.
Chibi Hawk:
Indeed I remember,
my good friend.
Chibi Hawk:
Indeed I remember.
Sinyaso:
Be it ThunderForce
CVs, or Rich with his pants down, all his goods were great.
Sinyaso:
Lettuce see...ah, indeed.
Thomas Otting as well will make an appearance here.
Sinyaso:
Take 'em down the list
some, dog.
Sinyaso:
::sips soda::
Sinyaso:
Upps......wait a minute...
Sinyaso:
I'm getting something
from the back.
Chibi Hawk:
hm.. there's a hole
in the crotch of these pants..
Sinyaso:
::blink::
Sinyaso:
::BoPs Al on the head::
Sinyaso:
No!
Sinyaso:
An itch!
Sinyaso:
::scratches::
Chibi Hawk:
..why're you scratching
my crotch?
Sinyaso:
Wait.....where are
our cool headsets???
Sinyaso:
No you moron!
Sinyaso:
*BAKO!!!!!!!*
Sinyaso:
::blasts Andy in the
face::
Chibi Hawk:
Ow!
Chibi Hawk:
::laughs::
Sinyaso:
Well, I'm getting......
Sinyaso:
::taps ear canal::
Sinyaso:
I'm getting a message....
Sinyaso:
Yes, the numbers are
being drawn!
Sinyaso:
But know what?
Sinyaso:
WE WONT TELL YOU!!!!!!
Sinyaso:
SHHSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Chibi Hawk:
heh.
Chibi Hawk:
::still wants to know
why Eric was scratching his crotch::
Chibi Hawk:
..Eric Roman scratched
my balls.. heh heh..
Chibi Hawk:
I PITY THE FOOL THAT
DON'T LIKE MY BALLS!
Chibi Hawk:
::dribbles his Phoenix
Suns (tm) basketball::
Sinyaso:
::blink::
Sinyaso:
DCTP ATE YOUR BALLS!!!!
Chibi Hawk:
nono, that was MY comic!
Sinyaso:
Chompchompchomp! Hahahaha!
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
Anyway, speaking of
balls,
Sinyaso:
Let's talk about Grant
DaNasty!
Sinyaso:
How do you think he'll
do ?
Chibi Hawk:
I think he's gay.
Chibi Hawk:
I mean, check this..
Chibi Hawk:
He wears pink, tight
pants, and a matching bandanna..
Chibi Hawk:
He's got a hottie like
Sypha on his team, but he spends all his time with Trevor..
Chibi Hawk:
And he uses a blunt,
un-sharpened "knife" to "stab" people with.
Sinyaso:
o_o
Chibi Hawk:
And he likes attacking
people FROM BEHIND!
Sinyaso:
Well,
Sinyaso:
That's in the American
version.
Chibi Hawk:
..not that there's
anything WRONG with being gay.
Chibi Hawk:
The only thing that
could be wrong with being gay is denying it.
Sinyaso:
See, in that Japanese
version, he is a pretty shade of pink and likes to toss away ALL daggers
in his possesion.
Chibi Hawk:
Grant, accept who you
are.
Sinyaso:
So he is probly gay-er.
Sinyaso:
I mean....WHAT AM I
SAYING!
Sinyaso:
BAKA!
Chibi Hawk:
::laughs::
Sinyaso:
::throws a desk at
Andy::
Sinyaso:
NEXT!
Chibi Hawk:
Aah!
Sinyaso:
Ahum!
Chibi Hawk:
*Crash!*
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
Let's talk about Wavid
for a minute.
Chibi Hawk:
look at the pretty
Lesser Daemons..
Sinyaso:
You'll live. >)
Chibi Hawk:
So, what about Wavid?
Chibi Hawk:
heh..
Chibi Hawk:
"What about me? What
about Wavid?"
Chibi Hawk:
Wavid needs his own
Flock.
Chibi Hawk:
They can be called
the.. um..
Chibi Hawk:
Flock.
Sinyaso:
::chuckle::
Sinyaso:
Yeah. The Wavid Flock.
Sinyaso:
Quote the Wavid, nevermore...
Sinyaso:
WAAAAAAAAAGH HA H A
HA HAHAAAAAAA!!!!
Sinyaso:
That's BRILLIANT!
Chibi Hawk:
And he can have his
own style match, the "Wavid's Wules" match, where there's No DQ or anything.
Sinyaso:
Wavid can have a whole
new gimmick on his hands!
Sinyaso:
WAVID WULES!
Sinyaso:
WAVID WULES!
Chibi Hawk:
All he has to do is
dress like a bum from the Bowery..
Sinyaso:
'-'
Sinyaso:
Um.......yeah!
Sinyaso:
'.'
Sinyaso:
^_^
Chibi Hawk:
Heh.. this could be
the greatest thing, ever.
Chibi Hawk:
But it'll probably
just be another cheap WCW-ripoff.
Chibi Hawk:
::shrug::
Chibi Hawk:
Either way!
Sinyaso:
Heh.
Sinyaso:
Wavid, you've got it
made. :-)
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
Alrighty, kinfolk.
Sinyaso:
Spotlight, Scott Helfrich.
Sinyaso:
.-.
Chibi Hawk:
I don't know much about
ol' Scotty, there.
Sinyaso:
He..uh....is the guy.....who
made a site called CVInteravtive.
Sinyaso:
And the Belmont's Revenge
Tribute.
Chibi Hawk:
I did not know that.
Chibi Hawk:
Garth, did you know
that?
Sinyaso:
He hasn't been seen
since before the World Trade's Affair.
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon, in ripped jeans
and a bad wig: Dude, I did not know that.
Sinyaso:
Anyway, he have me
the board, so I take care of it.
Sinyaso:
-_-
Sinyaso:
::smacks G::
Sinyaso:
Get a part time job!
Chibi Hawk:
::snickers::
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon: I HAVE a part-time
job!
Sinyaso:
Really???
Chibi Hawk:
G: I'm a WRESTLER!
Sinyaso:
Oh.
Sinyaso:
Yeah.
Sinyaso:
Right.......
Sinyaso:
-_-
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
And speaking of Wrestlers,
Sinyaso:
GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLD
BERRRRRRRRRRRRG
Sinyaso:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD BEEEEEEEEERG
Sinyaso:
GOOOOOOOOOLD BERRRRRRRRG.
Chibi Hawk:
Gold beer?
Chibi Hawk:
Cold beer?
Sinyaso:
Yup, fan---------NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Chibi Hawk:
hehe.
Sinyaso:
-_-
Sinyaso:
Screw you, Andy!
Sinyaso:
^_^
Chibi Hawk:
Heh!
Chibi Hawk:
Where's Naru-chan at?
Sinyaso:
Yes folks, for whatever
reason, Stone GOld will be with us tonight,
Sinyaso:
Umm....
Sinyaso:
She....
Chibi Hawk:
Gainbon: *badum-CHING!*
Sinyaso:
Is in the Bishoujo
match.
Sinyaso:
::throws a cellphone
at Gaibon::
Chibi Hawk:
::wonders who Gainbon
is, and why he took Gaibon's drumset?::
Chibi Hawk:
Naru-Chan can screw
me any time!
Sinyaso:
::wonders why he hit
Gaibon::
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon: *badum-CHING!*
Sinyaso:
o_o
Sinyaso:
O_O
Sinyaso:
0_.
Chibi Hawk:
..that was pretty off-color.
Sinyaso:
Yeah.
Chibi Hawk:
I apologize.
Sinyaso:
::chuckle::
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
Ah, lesse hear.....
Sinyaso:
THE SKULL KNIGHT!
Chibi Hawk:
You can edit that part
out of the transcript, but only if you leave this line in.
Chibi Hawk:
OH YEAH!
Sinyaso:
You know alot about
this man, take it away!
Chibi Hawk:
SKULL KNIGHT KING,
ALL THE WAY!
Chibi Hawk:
This bad mo'fugger
is gonna show you guys what Sprite-Entertainment is ALL about!
Chibi Hawk:
You saw what he did
to that ass Eric Lecarde, right?
Chibi Hawk:
Man, Lecard was tryin'
to be all like Slogra, with a trident and stuff..
Chibi Hawk:
Skull Knight MESSED
HIM UP!
Dk
Alucard:
Skull Knight's MY pick
for the Rumble.
Chibi Hawk:
'Nuff said.
Sinyaso:
Hahahhah!
Sinyaso:
Yeah, Eric, you loser!
Sinyaso:
I curse you and anybody
with your first name!
Chibi Hawk:
Yeah, Eric! You loser!
Sinyaso:
Ha ha haaaa!
Sinyaso:
Yeah!
Sinyaso:
I spit on ALL ERICS!!!!!
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon: *Badum-CHING!*
Sinyaso:
I POOP ON ERICS ACROSS
THE WORLD!!!!!
Sinyaso:
SCREW ERICS!
Sinyaso:
Wait a second.
Chibi Hawk:
Um, dude.
Sinyaso:
._.
Chibi Hawk:
YOU'RE a Eric.
Sinyaso:
+_+
Sinyaso:
::falls over and dies
for a little while::
Sinyaso:
_-_
Sinyaso:
o-O
Sinyaso:
Okay, I'm back!!!!!!!!
Sinyaso:
11111111111111!!!111111
Sinyaso:
Oops, I'm sorry.
Sinyaso:
It appears that I am
1337, and you are not.
Chibi Hawk:
dude, I just thought
of something.
Sinyaso:
This message, brought
to you by idiots anonymous.
Sinyaso:
Yes, Andini?
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi Hawk:
How come Spanky's not
in the Rumble?
Chibi Hawk:
Y'know, the ferryman?
Sinyaso:
o_o
Sinyaso:
Um.
Sinyaso:
^_^
Sinyaso:
I don't know!
Sinyaso:
He could
be, though.
Sinyaso:
>)
Sinyaso:
If the price is right.
>)
Sinyaso:
I mean....
Chibi Hawk:
::looks around::
Sinyaso:
We don't REALLY need
lypuston in two
events...
Sinyaso:
>)
Chibi Hawk:
Good call.
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
Wait,
Sinyaso:
I'm getting something..
Sinyaso:
I've just been handed
a letter....
Sinyaso:
::hastily opens it::
Sinyaso:
::black and white dust
flies out all over the place!::
Sinyaso:
Agh! Crap! It's bubonic
plague!!!!!
Sinyaso:
Duck and cov----...........blast.
Too late for me.
Chibi Hawk:
::puts on some anti-bubonic
spray::
Sinyaso:
Oh well.
Sinyaso:
^_^
Sinyaso:
+_+
Chibi Hawk:
::sprays Eric, too::
Sinyaso:
O-(((=o==|
Sinyaso:
Look! Look!
Sinyaso:
I deaded again!
Sinyaso:
Yeeeah!
Chibi Hawk:
Right.
Sinyaso:
Should I CONTINUE or
use a PASSWORD?
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi Hawk:
Goku wil ALSO be in
this year's Rumble event!
Sinyaso:
.....Should
I CONTINUE or use a PASSWORD?
Chibi Hawk:
Goku, as you all should
know, is a bald-headed buffoon from the old NES game Dragon Power, translated
more poorly than Zero Wing..
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi
Hawk:
Speaking of Zero Wing!
Chibi Hawk:
CATS will make an appearance,
to CONTINUE the "All Your Base" phemononon.
Chibi Hawk:
monon.
Chibi Hawk:
onon.
Chibi Hawk:
nonon.
Sinyaso:
+_+
Chibi Hawk:
manonononmanon.
Sinyaso:
=_=
Chibi Hawk:
monon.
Sinyaso:
^_^
Sinyaso:
I'm backed.
Sinyaso:
I CONTINUED
Sinyaso:
.
Sinyaso:
UED
Sinyaso:
ued
Sinyaso:
ued
Sinyaso:
.
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi Hawk:
Bocon will be there,
too!
Chibi Hawk:
Eric, why don't you
let us know about Bocon.
Sinyaso:
. . Boca-who?
Sinyaso:
Oh, him.
Chibi Hawk:
He seems like the type
of person who would enjoy eating Bacon. Do you think he would?
Sinyaso:
He's a combination--------
Sinyaso:
NO.
Sinyaso:
Shut up, Andy.
Sinyaso:
::throws a Banshee
Boomerang at Andy::
*OnlineHost*:
Sinyaso rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 6
Sinyaso:
o_o
Sinyaso:
?
Chibi Hawk:
uh?
Sinyaso:
What does that mean?
Did I get him?
*OnlineHost*:
Sinyaso rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 6
*OnlineHost*: Sinyaso rolled 5 40-sided dice:
8 37 4 9 9
Sinyaso:
o_O
Sinyaso:
Rhydin, this ain't,
Chibi Hawk:
Indeed.
Sinyaso:
So anyway, Bocon is
a combination Tyrannosaurus Rez Jawed
Sinyaso:
Plate Bodied
Sinyaso:
Fierce Tailed
Sinyaso:
Sail'd
Sinyaso:
Crested
Sinyaso:
Large bodied
Sinyaso:
NUmnumnumnumnum.
Sinyaso:
Yupp.
Sinyaso:
Oh.
Sinyaso:
And I think his name
is Saurus.
Sinyaso:
Somewhere.
Sinyaso:
I hope Goku is 01 so
he can be thrown out first.
Chibi Hawk:
Me too.
Chibi Hawk:
He should be.
Sinyaso:
He really sucks.
Chibi Hawk:
Yeah.
Chibi Hawk:
Why is he even there?
Sinyaso:
Charge is kind cute,
though.
Chibi Hawk:
What the f*ck!?
Sinyaso:
Idaknow.
Sinyaso:
He was relevent to
2001. ._.
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi Hawk:
Y'know who else is
in the Rumble, Eric?
Chibi Hawk:
RVR-01 Gauntlet.
Sinyaso:
Yup.
Sinyaso:
And this is rather
amusing,
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi Hawk:
Ukyo Tachibana!!
Chibi Hawk:
He's gonna be there,
this year!
Sinyaso:
Because the RVR-01
Gauntlet is a space shi---
Sinyaso:
Yes!
Sinyaso:
UKYO!
Sinyaso:
UKYO IS LORD!
Sinyaso:
Matter fact.......
Sinyaso:
::Ukyo Tachibana walks
in::
Sinyaso:
HERE HE IS!
Chibi Hawk:
If the Skull Knight
doesn't win, I bet Ukyo will.
Sinyaso:
HOLY $HIT! UKYO!
Sinyaso:
Wussuppppp!!!!!
Sinyaso:
UT: ::sits down across
the desk::
Sinyaso:
UT: ...........................
Sinyaso:
WORD! Hey, you're THE
MAN!!!!!
Sinyaso:
UT: ................
Sinyaso:
UT: ::cough, cough.........COOOUUFFFFFFFFFGH!!!
!!!!::
Sinyaso:
How do you think you'll
do in DCTR?
Sinyaso:
UT: Hmph.....
Chibi Hawk:
::looks at Eric::
Sinyaso:
._.
Chibi Hawk:
I changed my mind.
Sinyaso:
::looks at Andy::
Sinyaso:
No, no, no, Andy.
Chibi Hawk:
This guy has less charisma
than Dean Malenko.
Sinyaso:
Hey! ::giggles::
Sinyaso:
But lookit him! He's
got style!
Sinyaso:
And he's gonna be commentatin'
with us by the way.
Chibi Hawk:
::looks::
Chibi Hawk:
How's he commentating
AND wrestling?
Sinyaso:
UT: ::bishounen dude::
Sinyaso:
Yeah.
Sinyaso:
Ukyo,
Sinyaso:
UT: ....................................
Sinyaso:
UT: ?
Sinyaso:
Do that trick.
Sinyaso:
UT: Hmph....::smiles::
Chibi Hawk:
WHOA!!
Chibi Hawk:
I Take it back!
Chibi Hawk:
THIS DUDE IS WINNING!
Sinyaso:
::both look at Al strangely::
Sinyaso:
._.
Sinyaso:
UT: '_'
Sinyaso:
::Ukyo gets into the
middle of the studio::
Sinyaso:
UT: ::carries his long,
black-sheathed blade at all times, BTW::
Sinyaso:
This is coo, Andy,
watch.
Sinyaso:
This is gonna RULE.
Chibi Hawk:
You mean the smile
wasn't the trick?
Sinyaso:
._.
Sinyaso:
::throws gatorade at
Andy::
Chibi Hawk:
Ack!
Chibi Hawk:
Mmm. Tasty.
Sinyaso:
UT: ::pulls a golden
apple from inside his open-chested robe::
Sinyaso:
Doofus.
Sinyaso:
To demonstrate, we
have brought in this DRAGON SKULL CANNON.
Chibi Hawk:
You shouldn't talk
about a guy with a sword like that.
Sinyaso:
.....
Sinyaso:
UT: .....
Sinyaso:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNN EEE
WAY....
Sinyaso:
DSC: Huh? Wh...what's
going on?
Sinyaso:
::a pillar of bones
is just sitting there in the room, a hat labeled DIRECTOR on its upper
head::
Sinyaso:
Now watch what happens
when he tosses the apple.
Sinyaso:
DSC: X_X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sinyaso:
UT: ::his back to the
DSC::
Sinyaso:
UT: Hoo! ::tosses the
apple in the air::
Sinyaso:
UT: ::turns around
and proceeds to dice the director in realtime::
Sinyaso:
UT: ::the apple slows
to its peak::
Sinyaso:
UT: ::it falls::
Sinyaso:
UT: ::continues to
slash the HELL out of the Dragon Skull Cannon::
Sinyaso:
::a hit counter appeared
over Andy's head for some reason::
Chibi Hawk:
::looks up at it::
Sinyaso:
::it breaks past 124::
Chibi Hawk:
..odd.
Sinyaso:
::the apple finally
falls into the storm of blades::
Sinyaso:
You can count on it!
;-)
Sinyaso:
Guaranteed, son!
Chibi Hawk:
...
Chibi Hawk:
I still think the smile
was a better trick.
Sinyaso:
::the apple gets invisibly
sliced::
Sinyaso:
UT: Kya! ::last slash,
resheaths sword::
Sinyaso:
DSC: Uuwwwaaaaaahhhh!
Sinyaso:
::the apple bounces
and rolls across the floor::
Chibi Hawk:
Wait, wait..
Sinyaso:
::it bumps into the
foot of the piller and comes apart::
Chibi Hawk:
After all that..
Chibi Hawk:
you just wanted to
cut an apple?
Sinyaso:
::the touch turns the
Dragon Skull Cannon to DUST::
Chibi Hawk:
Dude, man..
Sinyaso:
How bout that apples?!
Chibi Hawk:
They sell apple-slicers.
Sinyaso:
DSC: ::collapses to
a pile of white::
Chibi Hawk:
I mean, that was kinda
neat and all..
Sinyaso:
Andy, that was COOL.
Sinyaso:
Ukyo, what is it you
DO with all those apples?
Chibi Hawk:
But, why waste all
that energy, when you can just press down, with an apple slicer?
Sinyaso:
UT: ::turns around
with a bowl of....:: Fruit Salad. ^_^
Chibi Hawk:
Heh.
Sinyaso:
::jaw drops::
Chibi Hawk:
Alright, that makes
it cool.
Sinyaso:
.............
Sinyaso:
::laughs::
Sinyaso:
Oh, get out! ^_^ Later,
dude.
Sinyaso:
UT: ::gasps!::
Sinyaso:
UT: Gomen! ::gets the
hell outta there::
Sinyaso:
GROUPIES: ::rush in
howling U's name::
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi
Hawk:
Y'know who else is
gonna be in the Rumble, Eric?
Sinyaso:
o_o Woah......
Sinyaso:
Lovely geisha.....
Sinyaso:
......
Sinyaso:
Lovely Geisha?
Chibi Hawk:
This big cat is a fairly
recent addition to DCTP..
Chibi Hawk:
No, not a Lovely Geisha.
Sinyaso:
Gs: ::look at the two::
Chibi Hawk:
DCTR is not DCTP-MA!
Sinyaso:
Eeeehmm......
Sinyaso:
?
Sinyaso:
-_-
Sinyaso:
::whispers:: Blast
you, Andy. Blast you.
Chibi Hawk:
Magellean will be there!
Chibi Hawk:
Along with his manager,
Tail!
Sinyaso:
......
Sinyaso:
Magellean is a dumb
bass.
Sinyaso:
I hope he gets eliminated
quicklier.
Chibi Hawk:
We'll see how well
the 20-foot dragon can fare.. nevermind.
Chibi Hawk:
Ass.
Sinyaso:
::chuckle::
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
I'm sorry, lord, but.....
Chibi Hawk:
Well, how about Koranot,
the Rock Monster?
Sinyaso:
::points to the chix
fixated on us::
Chibi Hawk:
WE HAVE A JOB TO DO
AND WE ARE LIVE ON THE AIR!
Chibi Hawk:
::smacks Eric::
Chibi Hawk:
Now GET that mind of
yours outta her ghetto-booty, and let's finish up!
Chibi Hawk:
THEN you can go play
dress-down with the Geisha.
Sinyaso:
OW!
Sinyaso:
But hey!
Sinyaso:
It's chix!!!
Sinyaso:
Uuuugghhhh.........
Sinyaso:
FINE........
Sinyaso:
Um.......
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi Hawk:
Cyclops will be there.
Sinyaso:
If you've been watching
DCPTPPTPTTP, basically everyone important from the page is in.
Sinyaso:
Okay?
Sinyaso:
Can I go now?
Sinyaso:
At least for a minute
minute?
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi Hawk:
As will Malachi.
Sinyaso:
Note...minoote.
Chibi Hawk:
::glares at Eric::
Sinyaso:
:-(
Chibi Hawk:
YOU wanted to do this.
Sinyaso:
I certainly do want
to do this.... >) ::smiles lustfully at the groupies::
Sinyaso:
I'm lonely, Andini!
I never had a girlfriend!
Chibi Hawk:
...
Sinyaso:
EGH!
Sinyaso:
::trips::
Sinyaso:
X_X
Sinyaso:
x_x
Sinyaso:
+_+
Sinyaso:
^_^
Sinyaso:
I'm back.
Sinyaso:
Um......
Sinyaso:
Girls.
Sinyaso:
Get the hell out of
here.
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi Hawk:
Also, CVInteractive
family Median, Thomas Otting, and Josh "Funk DOC" Ballard will appear
in the Rumble!
Sinyaso:
Ukyo has a big surprise
for you.
Chibi Hawk:
I really like the Funk
DOC.
Sinyaso:
A big, long surprise.
::they howl away::
Sinyaso:
Ah yes.
Sinyaso:
Nice to see the CVI
fam.
Sinyaso:
Always represent.
Chibi Hawk:
As our resident fighting
games expert, after myself, I think he stands a very good chance in the
Rumble-matchup.
--DCTR preshow--
Chibi Hawk:
Lyndon Moore and Scott
Kessler will also be there!
Sinyaso:
Let me tell you, man,
if Josh applies what he's learned in SS2, it's OVER.
Chibi Hawk:
I don't doubt it!
Sinyaso:
Let's see...
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
Ah, Sailor Jupiter...this
is interesting. :-)
Sinyaso:
Tell us all about her
unprecedented appearance in this even.
Sinyaso:
*event
Chibi Hawk:
Well, as you're well
aware, Sailor Jupitor is one of the infamous Sailor Senshi, or, in the
U.S. "Scouts."
Chibi Hawk:
She controls the power
of thunder and lightning.
Sinyaso:
I know, I know.
Sinyaso:
And she looks quite
nice doing it.
Sinyaso:
Ahem. Fighting, I mean.
Sinyaso:
::blush::
Sinyaso:
::takes another sip::
Sinyaso:
This crap's warm! >(
Sinyaso:
Director, get me another
soda!
Sinyaso:
::tosses the bottle
at the pile of dust on the stage::
Sinyaso:
DSC: .................******.....................
Sinyaso:
.........?
Chibi Hawk:
Also, Sailor Jupiter
will be managed by none other than Molly Baker/Osaka Naru.
Sinyaso:
So thaaaaaaaat's
why she's here....... >)
Sinyaso:
Mmmmm?
Chibi Hawk:
What?
Sinyaso:
>>>>>>>)
Sinyaso:
Moving along.
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
Ah, here we are...an
odd man out, it may seem.
Sinyaso:
It's Iron Doll. I wonder
why he's here?
Chibi Hawk:
Beats me, it's your
website.
Sinyaso:
::gets a bag of Chocochip
teddy grahams::
Sinyaso:
......
Sinyaso:
Heh, h'okay.
Sinyaso:
Want some?
Sinyaso:
::;offers the bag::
Chibi Hawk:
Nah, I'm cool.
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
Alright, I'll level
with you.
Sinyaso:
With Leviathan!
Chibi Hawk:
Y'know who else will
be there, and I'm interested to see how he does, is Cornell, resident
vampire from Legend of Darkness.
Sinyaso:
Or should I say in
Japanese, ::says something in Japanese:: !!!!!!!!!!!
Sinyaso:
Ah!
Sinyaso:
Corny!
Sinyaso:
He's cool.
Sinyaso:
He loves his little
main squeeze.
Sinyaso:
She is so cute, is
Miss Cornell.
Sinyaso:
She is so cute.
Chibi Hawk:
Indeed she is..
Chibi Hawk:
And she'll be accompanying
him to ringside, as well!
Sinyaso:
That's like, the litlle
cute little sister of CVI.
Sinyaso:
Yup.
Sinyaso:
I hope he doesn't get
distracted!
Chibi Hawk:
Hm, good call.
--DCTR preshow--
Sinyaso:
Yes, kids, all these
and more,
Sinyaso:
Dracula's Curse THE
RUMBLE!!
Chibi Hawk:
Be sure to tune in!
Chibi Hawk:
You won't wanna miss
it!
Sinyaso:
Nope!
Sinyaso:
Nooooo way!
Sinyaso:
Yeah! This is gonna
be cool.
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon: ::runs in and
clotheslines both of them::
Sinyaso:
Thanks for joining
us at CastleVania Interactive for this special character break-------BLUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGH
!!!!!!!!
Chibi Hawk:
::Death, Slogra, and
the Skull Knight appear::
Sinyaso:
::gets lariated::
Sinyaso:
g'uh!
Sinyaso:
Andy!
Sinyaso:
Are you okay?
Chibi Hawk:
Death: Thanks for not
mentioning us in the RUMBLE, dickweed!
Chibi Hawk:
Ack.. unngh..
Sinyaso:
We did........
Chibi Hawk:
Slogra: You did not!
Sinyaso:
CVIV horse.......meennnnn....
Sinyaso:
uuugh.....
Sinyaso:
::dazed, brutalized::
Chibi Hawk:
Slogra: You mentioned
us in our match against the Wolfpack!
Sinyaso:
Well...yeah!
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon: But no mention
of us in the Rumble itself!
Sinyaso:
._x
Chibi Hawk:
:;points to the Skull
Knight:: I.. I mentioned him..
Chibi Hawk:
He was my pick to win..
Sinyaso:
._x
Sinyaso:
Yy...yeah......
Chibi Hawk:
Skull Knight: Heh heh.
I got mentioned. That rules.
Sinyaso:
Daggit, slogra..
Chibi Hawk:
Gaibon: Whattinthe!?
YOU! ::chases SK::
Sinyaso:
just cuz that guy's
site was a failure......!
Chibi Hawk:
Slogra: DAMMIT! ::chases,
too!;;
Chibi Hawk:
Death: Eegads, you're
right! ::also chases, too!::
Sinyaso:
UT: Hoo! ::tosses an
apple in the air::
Chibi Hawk:
SK: Aaah!!!! ::runs
like Hell!::
Sinyaso:
UT: TATATATATATATATATATA!!!
::slices the air a hundred times::
Sinyaso:
UT:: ::runs after them::
Sinyaso:
AAAAAAAAAGH!
Sinyaso:
UT: ::bowls the desk
over::
Sinyaso:
blast!
Sinyaso:
Ow...
Sinyaso:
Are you okay, Andy?
Sinyaso:
-. x
Sinyaso:
..... x_.
Chibi Hawk:
::sits up::
Chibi Hawk:
So, be sure to join
us, for Dracula's Curse: THE RUMBLE!
Chibi Hawk:
Coming soon!
Chibi Hawk:
::falls back down::
Chibi Hawk:
*thunk!*
Sinyaso:
Y.........yeah......
Sinyaso:
MAIDDDDDS!!!!!
Sinyaso:
::a troop of French-lookin
maids come in and start cleaning the place up::
Sinyaso:
::collapses:: *BARROOOOM!!!!!!!*
Sinyaso:
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