Artist: Berigan featuring Eric Roman, Meloura Hime, and The Skull Knight
Album: The Slim Sloggy.MP3
Song: Konami
Written and Typed by: Sinyaso@aol.com
Last Edited: May 25, 2010
Japanese Language Advisor: PARI (2000)

To the tune of "Miami" by Will Smith on /Big Willie Style/. 

[Berigan & Eric Roman]
Eric Roman: [Imitating Will Smith]
	    Uh uh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh.
	    It rhymes with Miami when Al says Konami.
	    KCE bringin' the beat. Wai.
Berrigan   : Heh heh.
Eric Roman: Can I play that?  Can I play that?
Berrigan   : No, man!  Get your own.
Eric Roman: ...playerhater...

[Eric Roman]
Here I am in the place where the games are made!
Konami is the base where Pentarou's paid.
Pen-guins in the test rooms, each one playing all day
Con-tra, CastleVani-okay?
So we played a little shooter, Gradius II still,
Slim Slog and me on the kill scoring one mill;
Nutin' more than skill on Silent Hill;
When bishoujo pass, they just know we ill!
Can y'all see me?  I grace pretty faces,
I tie my shoe laces with a single knot;
Raze many places, like Manhattan Mall cuz you gots to hit the dope spot!
I only came for a week of fanboy playin'
But everytime I come I just end up sayin'
Forget it yo, like 500, I'm Audi
Konami; this station's always blazin'!  [C'mon!]

[Chorus: The Skull Knight and Meloura Hime]
Kampai in the sekai where the games are on
All the time and the place you know is the bomb...
Welcome to Konami. 
Youkoso e Konami...ne?
Hopping in the club like a Tiny Toon
Tip a hat to the hime of the Rabbit Moon.
Let's go to Konami!
Ikuze! Konami, ne!  [.~ Pappa Pa! .~]

[Berrigan]
Yo, I hear YU-GI-OH! is nothin' to play with,
But I can't fail with tips on the stips; watch it flip.
Onna-no-kos half-dressed,
Cherry lips shout out... [Slog we love The Beak tip!]  
Let me think I'ma mack me up a lot
In this Ashino Lake anime-lovely spot...
Yo, word on the streets: check Mania's Beats;
BeMani get to ya cuz it's about to reach
The five hun-der-eth speeds
In these Japan-ese seas when little Venus Weed's
Screamin' [Motto purizu!]
All the time I come to spot I be Twinin' Bees
In that Shooting Star; YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
So count up the coins,
Then skip some loins!
Yen for yen, Wai Wai you went?
Be'cause, no industry order's just like this:
One to exclusively drop the hits...!

[Chorus: The Skull Knight and Meloura Hime]
Kampai in the sekai where the games are on
All the time and the place you know is the bomb...
Welcome to Konami. 
Youkoso e Konami...ne?
Hopping in the club like a Tiny Toon
Tip a hat to the hime of the Rabbit Moon.
Let's go to Konami!
Ikuze! Konami, ne!  [.~ Pappa Pa! .~ ]

[Eric Roman]
Don't playerhate; Chinatown's got 'em sellin' on,
And New York is the city that we know can't sleep,
While Brooklyn and QB stay ghetto for deals
The word on the streets is Konami's got the beats--for real!
It's beyond you!
I've never seen so many Tokimeki women with hair so blue
Ne, this is to do:
Fly to Bubble Land, sit right next to you,
Holdin' your hand.
Chan, you're kawaii!
Let's go to my place, see the Moai face
Ride the Vambrace
Have no fear, cuz the Metal Gear is here
So watch your hair as the Big Core appears!
Water so clear see Hanako on the bottom,
Tokimemo Drama Discs everybody got 'em,
No surprise every game's got the Konami...Code.
Konami World is my next abode.

[Chorus: The Skull Knight and Meloura Hime]
Kampai in the sekai where the games are on
All the time and the place you know is the bomb.
Welcome to Konami. 
Youkoso e Konami...ne?
Hopping in the club like a Tiny Toon
Tip a hat to the hime of the Rabbit Moon.
Let's go to Konami!
Ikuze! Konami, ne!  [.~ Pappa Pa! .~ ]

Kampai in the sekai where the games are on
All the time and the place you know is the bomb.
Welcome to Konami. 
Youkoso e Konami...ne?
Hopping in the club like a Tiny Toon
Tip a hat to the hime of the Rabbit Moon.
Let's go to Konami!
Ikuze! Konami, ne!  [.~ Pappa Pa! .~ ]

Kampai in the sekai where the games are on!

[SKIT]
Berrigan: I just wanted to give this here...carrot to you.
Akane  : Ah?
Berigan: That's all.  What you do with it in private is your own business.
Akane  : YOU PERVERT!!!
[Sounds of ribs and glass breaking, and Berigan screaming in pain. FADE OUT]