Artist: Berigan
Album: The Slim Sloggy MP3
Song: My Name is Slim Sloggy (Version 2000)
Written and Typed by: Sinyaso@aol.com (And Sinyaso@juno.com)
Last Edited: 3-8-2001 

To the tune of "My Name is..." by Eminem on /The Slim Shady LP/.

[CHORUS: Repeats twice, opening the song.]
Hi! My name is... [Alucard: WHAT?!]
My name is... [Maria: Who...?]
My name is... [tikka-tikka] Slim Sloggy.
Hi! My name is... [Chrisopher: Uff!]
My name is... [Maria:  What...?]
My name is... [tikka-tikka] Slim Sloggy.

[INTRO-BERIGAN: Overlaps the opening CHORUS during second loop]
YO!  Can I get ch'all to look here?
Let me get the attention of the populace.
For a hot minute.

[VERSE 1- 0:24]
Hello, kiddies! Check this out, watch me!
Toss my Spear of Slogritude thru Eva Unit Two's artery! 
You wanna bite off E and do exactly like he did?
Buy C-V six-four, get pissed off like the Ro' is!
My aim's not that great yet, J-F's full of hat-red...
Can't even figure out which Venus Weed I wanna mate. ["Red!"]
And Doctor Wily said, "Slim Sloggy you're a beak-head.."
Cluck you!  Spear or not, you WILL be good as dead!
Understand since Stage A, they said Gaibon was gay, 
Cuz he didn't see Bartley to be too much of a hot lay-day.
Got ticked off, ripped all my Parodius pic-tures off, ["Akane!  AAKAANEEE!!"] 
I stoked his gut so now he got a warpzone and all that stuff. ["Stupid anorexic dinosaur!"] 
Blasted Belmont from a spear fire crash,
Is knocked over, burned into ash, ["Ugh!"]
Like Mole Men steppin to me fast.
C'mere Akane! "Sloggy, hold up a sec, that's my girl, Slog!"
Like I give a heck Skittles, I'll
Burn your next paycheck, ya little...!!! 

[CHORUS- 1:09]

[VERSE 2- 1:31]
Death was the one who cut me from C-V five ["Bloodlines?"]
Just for that, I'ma still keep his eyes!
Told Ace smack his face with the Spark Laser ["SPAAKKU REIZAAAAGH!"]
Then I rushed to reduce his cloak to onion skin paper. [(whimper)]
Walked into Pachinko club, sanman yen packed up. ["We love Gradius 1!"] 
Kicked Flea Man, shoved him into the coin slot of Solar Assault. ["Yahho!"] 
Twin Bee duplicates, toastify Bart Simpson, ["Tsuinbii ikkimasu!"]
Gradius four and Warumaron shouted "Let's just be friends!!!" ["PAUSE!"]
Up, Down, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
It's the Konami Code, hey you KNOW that was smart.    
Plow the road to the Big Core, die and try again,["Shimatta!"]
Blast Takkosuke to oblivion but I keep his anime women.
You might be hot when the Forever With You ladies,
Scamper to you like a persistent C-V enemy with rabies,["AAAAAH! AAAAAH!"]
So I punched up all the C-V "sights" on the ring, suckas,
But see Alucard and Simon shrines. Thanks alot, $0+@*#!!

[CHORUS- 2:16]

[VERSE 3- 2:38]
["Chikushoo!"]
Pause the game!  Bunny girl said the ride was lame! ["NA-NI-O?!"]
The Wallaby said, "Come on, man! Vacate, mate!" ["I'm next, mate!"]
Don't wanna leave yet, I like blond bunnies! ["Sayonara"] 
You'll have to either tranq me out or show me the monies! ["KA-CHING!!!"]
Slogra or Berrigan?  Customs can barely decide. ["uhhhh..."]
Just chugged a keg of sake.  Dare me to fight? ["Let's throw down!"] 
Since Super Four I was layin all attacks properly. [(sound of roof collapse before Slogra makes the CV4 scene)]
Not had a female in years, Hanako is still too stumpy.
It never shows even without no clothes.
I squeal when I talk, spear ev'ry thing that walks.[(sound of fireburst from spear)]  
Out with Liz Bartley, then she started to toss fits.
How'm I supposed to like you, witch, you act like superb--ch!
Stay awake at night, pecking a slice of bread,["Num num nummy..."]
Simon walks in, starts whipping me in the head.["(squeals) OW! OW! OW!"]
I'm Berserka mad,["MAKEDERA NANO YO!!"]
And by the way, if you see Count Vlad? ["Have at you!"]
Yeah, tell him that I impaled him, in this dream I had. ["Baka..watashi ga...RRRRAAAAAAAOU---!!!"]

[CHORUS: 2X, beat fades out.]