I first thought this up in July (2001).

A DVD that came with an issue of AX had several tasty previews of games and anime available late 1999.

In one substandard fanboy video preview, there's a scene in which these guys destroy a melon and the main girl is delighted that such a threat was eliminated.

"What the heck is this?! An anti melon show?!" I asked Jason, who sucummbed yet again to my cracked style of humor.

So recently (late August 30, 2001), I got some screensnaps from the DVD and rushed to set up this super-irrelevent feature.

But then...I made the mistake of adding a CV sprite; Vic Rattlehead's red version of Stoned Alucard. The whole storyline went banannas from there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

...because I had nothing better to do with the sprites...

CastleVania III Dracula's Curse THE PAGE!!! Presents...

A Super IRRELEVANT production of...

DCTP!!!

ANTI MELON:
CHOCHO'S SCARY
ADVENTURE!!!

This is Chocho Kawaii.
Her name means cute butterfly.
Why is her name Chocho Kawaii?
Because I had to come up with something on the spot.

Seen here molesting a flower, this is apparently
the voice actress for Chocho Kawaii. Eck.

One day, Chocho Kawaii was playing with
her friends in Limones, Puerto Rico.
See how happy she is?

Look! Someone splashed water on her!!!
Chocho is not very happy about this.

BUT SUDDENLY, OUT OF NOWHERE,

EVIL CAME!

Yes...the Demon Seed of all things malifluous had arrived in town.

GOZER THE GOZARIAN!!!

"ANT HUMAN$!!! R3@P MY WR@TH! WHEN I,,,G0ZAR! R000077 THE URRRTH!
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR AND PERISH!"

"WHAT?!"

"I think he means if we think of something, It'll come to destroy of us!"

"You mean, if we think of like, Barry White, Barry White will come down and destroy of us?!"

"Yeah."

"Okay guys, okay! Clear your mind! Don't think about anything!"

 

"THE CHOICE IS MAAAAADE!!!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Allo? I can live for days, on a jzar of mayonaize....au revour!"

"GRRRR....N0 N0T
AH REVWAA!!!!!!!!1
THE CH0|C3 HAS B33/\/ M4D3!!!111"

"HEY HEY HEY! WE WEREN'T THINKING OF ANYTHING!
WHAT'RE YOU TALKIN ABOUT!"

"I wasn't thinking of anything!!! Were you?"

"Me neither, man! You?"

"No!"

"Wait a minute...."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I....I couldn't help myself...it just....popped in there!"

"WHAT just popped in there?!"

"I....I'm sorry! I tried to think of the most harmless thing..."

"LOOOOK!"

Chocho is scared!!!!!!

The form of the Evil One approaches!!!1111!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Run while you still can!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It has arrived to destroy of us all!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"F0U7 ANT HUMAN$$$! PR3P4R3 TO DIIIIIIIII3!!!!1!!!!!"

Terrible! He has destroyed New York City
and New Jersey so far!!!!
Kurt Kalata is in severe trouble!!!

"IT'S A MELON!!!!! RUNNNN!!!!!!"

"NO! I mustn't run away! We have to find someone who can defeat this menace!"

"That's right!"

"We must send for Swifty!!!"

And so, Swifty was sended for to defeat this menace.

It was a valiant battle. Swifty used his
blinding agility to distract Gozer.

Then Swifty 'syked Gozer out. Gozer just lay
there, dazed and confused at the boy's swiftness!
Meanwhile, Chocho hid behind his
leg with her comatose girlfriend!

Confidently, Swifty took his stance, planting his feet
into God's Beige Earth the earth, and let loose
the final TERRIBLE BLOW OF DEATH!!!

In one swifty blow, the day was won.

As his entrails sailed though the air, Gozer had been
defeated once again, and everyone knew quite well...

The melon had no chance to survive.

Make its time.

 

 

 

 

What did THAT have to do with CastleVania? Slogra is afaid of watermelons!

Made in about 20 minutes.

Finished 8-30-2001 8:23PMEST
Last Edited 8-14-2001 11:21AMEST