...and so, lettuce begin this journey through these FlashyVania Catacombs...
KIND
OF A BIG NOTE:
For BEST results, download and
use Macromedia Flash Player 5 to play animations. After Flash
6 came about during the summer of 2002, some GIFs began to lose
their transparency, resulting in the dreaded WHITE BOX EFFECT.
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Open-casket
Viewing!
Check out the finished FlashyVania!
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CastleVania
III Dracula's Curse: The Aroused Vampire
(2001, 625k, no preloader)
This extremely fun movie, rated DCTP-MA for cursing
and machoore theemz, chronicles an almost message-boardesque
argument between Sypha and Trevor, and the ensuing fling the Mystic
Warlord of Warakyia gets into with Dracula afterward!
This is the COOLEST CastleVania
3 movie I've come across, and to be honest, I stumbled onto this
work quite by accident. I enjoyed
it so much when I found it in the Fall of 2001 (and still do), that
while building this section, I asked the creator himself, Teflan_Dan,
if he could bless me by allowing DCTP to host it here, and so, there
you have it.
You MUST see this to know where
I'm coming from, as it is without a doubt, one of my greatest
inspirations for FlashyVania.
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CastleVania
III: Trevor's @*@$()^%!
(1-12/5-8-2002, 91k, no preloader)
Watch Trevor's frail attempt to avoid some daggers,
and watch it again!
This is one of my early demos, initially
whipped up in 12 minutes of early January to see if I could do...something.
Not that impressive, but you can see I was on my way.
I wonder who was tossing them...
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Blow
up SLOGGY!!!
(5-15-2002, 61k, no preloader)
Here's where you freaks
out there fulfill your final fantasy of becoming Lord Bejesus Alucard
Cripes, who obliterates Slogra by endlessly lobbing sticks of Dynamite
at him.
Or can you...?
Another small demo, this one applies
Anapan's rip of the awesome, complicated flameup sprites of CastleVania:
Symphony of the Night; at the time, a fresh novelty in the spriter
circles.
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If
Gaibon is Gay...then Richter is a NOT Wuss!
(5-17-2002, 234k, no preloader)
Gaibon's little secret...
This short FlashyVania, of humble beginnings
in the Autumn of 2001 as a demo of Gaibon transforming into the
second form of Dracula in Rondo, grew up in the following seasons
to be an exposé of the Blue Gargoyle Bat's 'little' secret.
(With a slightly pretentious opening and closing...)
Randy Solem's professional opinion
when this premiered at one Flash trading post, again I quote: "wow...3
and a half seconds of sh-t."
Hope that S-H Dash Tea was enjoyable.
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ParoVadius:
The Trailer!!!
(6-17/6-19-2002, 346k, no preloader)
ID4 shock! Contra III shock!
This Summer, the Game is Over...
Here's where it started to get serious...
Four days before the big release of ParoVadius,
and the last night before said release further endangered an already
ramshackle sleep schedule, I made and released this trailer for
ParoVadius. The total working time for this was about six hours.
This parodying teaser follows the explosive introduction to Contra
III: The Alien Wars nearly to the frame. I had the opening on VHS
for reference.
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ROAD
TRIP!!!
(6-17/18-2002, 507k, no preloader)
Test the Road with Slogaibon and Galamoth!
I figured out a way in Flash
5 to mimic some of that stretchy road perspective effect seen in
stage 2-B of Contra Hard Corps. It was two days before ParoVadius'
release, so I threw in Slogaibon and a recently reconstructed
Galamoth into the mix, grabbed the nearest available Guilty
Gear X tune, and away we go! BASE!
The things you consider while
scrubbing your scalp in the shower, know what I'm sayin'...?
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Superobscure
Shooting Game Parody
ParoVadius
T H E M O V I E ! ! !
(a.k.a. ParoVadius)
(6-20-2002, 3,762k, includes preloader)
When STAC attacks, Slogra, Gaibon, and Team ParoVadius
get set to kick some!
For its moment, this, Superobscure
Shooting Game Parody ParoVadius, was my Flash masterpiece, exhibiting
everything I knew how to do. It's also a very audience-specific
ultraparody, combining elements of CastleVania, Gradius,
and Parodius (& Thunderforce V and
Contra Hard Corps.) for the 6-minute prologue of what
would have been, one lost day in history, a nice saga of Stage Episodes
about Slogra and Gaibon's quest to destroy the terrible STAC...
When originally writing its description on 7-24-2002, the future
of ParoVadius was uncertain. At present (5-26-2008), a handful of
scripted episodes tell exactly what will happen up to a certain
point. If only I could lock myself in a basement for two weeks...
:]
As a select few at The CastleVania
Dungeon's forum(planet) may remember, there wasn't always a lot
riding on the success of this movie...
After
ParoVania grew beyond being just a simple demo of
Anapan's Rocketslogra drifting around Master Librarian's animated
mountainscape and wiping out Galamoth (see above), I set out to
make huge changes within the realm of CV (&VG?) Flash and earn
great notoriety…alas, the dual ambitions of ParoVadius were fulfilled
only slightly.
I mean, take Rand's Dancing Mario Part
2, size it up to ParoVadius for technique, foulness and originality,
and you'll see what I'm getting at.
As for the other (read: stupid) goal,
media coverage,...no, you didn't hear about a "...horrible, disrespectful
9|11 parody" on the news, and no, DCTP got not much more notice,
and neither did I get any work opportunities out of ParoVadius'
release... But, at least,...
"you are
still a f ucking pus sy and no one will ever beat me in vg flash"
I did nail him for all time on this one, though...
[As of 2003, maturity
has occurred and that hatchet has been long buried;
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ICVD
Frashtro
(7-13-2002, 383k, no preloader)
The family-specific Flash introduction for the Inverted
CastleVania Dungeon (once known as Planet CastleVania
II [presented by Darkred Prelude]).
In keeping
with the logo of ICVD at the time, I followed Konami's Japanese
CastleVania: White Night Concierto site (then recently released)
as the intro's basis, a link to which lies within. The life of the
link, however, is up to them. With my severely limited
knowledge of Japanese, I added a small, romanized message in case
Konami of Japan ever found out about us. It intends to say:
Akudora (abbreviation for Japanese
CastleVania) Fan's message:
Everyone at KONAMI...hello!
This is a parody of (your) CastleVania site opening!
We are CastleVania Fans! And so...
WE LOVE GRADIUS 1! |
Twinbee's Princess Meloura will give
you a billion dollars if you can understand why I included that
last line in English... >:D
...since I'd rather not make any changes
to tailor the movie as just a presentation for DCTP, daring to click
on any of the links presented will warp you to the ICVD forums and
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CastleVania
III DCTP!!!, Osama's Curse (2001 no Chi Hakyoku)
(7-24-2002, 374k, no preloader)
The opening of CastleVania III told
to the tune of The Terrorish.
That was when it all
began...
One of my first bits of Flash in the
aftermath of the WTC tribute deluge was a parody of the opening
story to CastleVania III: Dracula's Curse, only with a current events
twist. The first thing I actually attempted when I got back into
Flash was a story scroll (for DCTP's splash page), and now that
I had all the MADD SKILLZ behind me as a result of working on the
previous treasures, I could sand down the corners of Osama's Curse,
no problem.
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Fwoopy!
(6-2002, 8-19-2004, 2,162k, includes preloader)
Following a routine razing of Warakiya, Trevor once
again faces off against the Skull Knight...and gets it.
At last, we have here a long-in-the-making
FlashyVania adaptation of Thomas Otting's similarly titled funny.
On the second day of working on Fwoopy!, I managed to rip over 20
perfect sound effects from Super Mario Bros. 3 (between silences
in the Fortress theme). Only four were ever needed. After progress
on this became work (I overproduced it, of course), I decided
to give it a rest for a while, going back to work on ParoVadius.
During a creative blitz two summers
later, I returned with purpose to see it through to the end. I've
even injected TO's original comic into the mix, just as it was planned.
Take that, 3-month DVD turnaround!
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After
ParoVadius
(9-11-2004,
revised Spring 2008. 1,387k, preloader 4-2008 Revision, )
Thanks to Slogaibon and Firebrand, Konami World is
saved!
...but which of our heroes scores the girl?!
At this time, ReVival of ParoVadius
(a project to repair the flaws of the original) wasn't going anywhere,
and since I was riding the creative wave of this period (see above),
I figured I'd have some fun with ParoVadius' ending; an obscure
MP3 inspired its soundscape. With my girlfriend of the time and
my friend of all time cast as the characters, I joined them in making
this my first fully voiced and voice-directed Flash movie.
Eric: "-irebrand comes
out and says,---"
Jason: "Oh YEAH, the ASS, you gotta love the ass!"
E: "EXACTLY like that!!!"
J: "There you go."
E: "Do it again."
J: "D- I JUST DID IT!!! [chuckles]"
E: "Well yeah, but...but you see the problem is, not
only was I saying something when you started in on it [Jason
cracking up],...it's...it'll be hard to trim, but you have to say
more than once, cuz, what if it...sounds better the fifth
time?"
Jason: " '...the fifth time...' [chuckle] Jesus, alright..
E: "This is what voice acting is...!
J: "Right, I know. ...it's a pain in the ass.
E: "Yeah!"
J: "[Firebrand voice] ..it's a pain in my ass..."
This 2008 revision features a MAKING
OF section that explains a hell of a lot more. Check it
out!
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ParoVadius
RESET
(7-2-200V, 7-27-2006, this version, 5,765k, preloader)
When a mysterious menace threatens the peace of Konami
World, Slogra and Gaibon rise for revenge! The first chapter of
the remastered, refreshed, RESET version
of ParoVadius!!!
Some time after ParoVadius' release,
I began to notice its flaws, and over the following season I set
to work on fixing them. At two points further on, I meant to wipe
out ParoVadius entirely by telling new, "true" stories;
Shin ParoVania and NEMESIS: Nightmare from Our Side
were two attempts. Before the latter, however, was the
two-part ReVival of ParoVadius. ReVival of ParoVadius: Former
Part was to cover everything from the beginning up until the
point Slogaibon leaves the doomed castle (and drags the rest of
the movie along with him). RoP: Latter Part would've covered
everything thereafter to the grand conclusion.
Over the course of three years I intermittently
made repairs here and there. However, it wasn't until March of 200V
that re-production commenced at full speed, when trying to redesign
ParoVadius villain STAC lead to the birth of an entirely new...villainess,
and a whole new attitude towards my goal. ReVival of ParoVadius
was now ready to RESET.
Unlike the original, ParoVadius RESET
was executed almost entirely in secret, and done for nothing more
than my own personal ambition of completing the project. I am quite
proud of this result.
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Skull
Knight "MISSED!"
(3-8-2006, 635k, preloader)
What would happen if Trevor, Sypha, and Grant borrowed
Alucard's misting ability?
Not so much a CV Flash movie as it
is a test of Flash 8 capabilities (I still use 5). It was lots of
fun to do, though! And that CastleVania: Dawn of Sorrow BGM rocks
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ParoVadius
pRESET
(7-20-2006, 1,108k, preloader)
Fair warning for the WorldWide: ParoVadius will RESET
soon at a Flash portal near YOU!!!
ParoVadius RESET was completed without
the intent to release it beyond its home of DYNAKYRIS
(my Flash site). About a year later I figured, "Why not? All
most people know of ParoVadius is its flawed 2002 Version. They're
missing out on the better one." Thus, I put this together to
trail the unleashing of RESET by a few weeks. In truth, this is
the last scene of ParoVadius ZERO, the chapter preceding RESET.
Since ZERO's inception (as START) in the Summer of 200V, the scene
had always been intended to double as RESET's trailer.
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PAYBACK
TIME!
(8-22-2006, 1,229k, preloader)
Slogra and Gaibon put an end to The Internet's favorite
dancing fruit. And they feeeeeeeeeel good!
Shortly after I released yet
another ParoVadius beta to The CastleVania Dungeon's message
boards, site advisor Andy
told me that he had found the greatest thing ever:
in my eyes, a waste of Dotcom dedicated to hosting someone else's
Flash vid of a screwilly-pixelled banana doing pelvic thrusts to
an irritating, but catchy tune about "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
Greater than my impending masterwork?! "Oh, hell no
. . .," scoffed my engorged ego of the time.
Josh "FunkDOC" Ballard suggested
I tie in my response to the fruit video with ParoVadius somehow.
Indeed, featuring stars Slog & Gee bringing the pain, PAYBACK
TIME! was originally titled "ParoVadius: The End of Peanut
Butter Jelly Time," a la The End of Evangelion. I
did work on this bit with much fervor during its brief initial construction
in Spring of 2002, but it eventually hit The Shelf to rest for four
years until I pulled it down and wrapped it up.
Respect Gaibon.
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a closed casket...
...filled with FlashyVania either under production, or
to never see the light of this FlashyVania catacomb.
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Trevor
VS Skull Knight
As learning and technique goes, I really first started to become
most productive in Flash with the Trevor VS Skull Knight thing.
In the grandest scheme of all, after
the two meet and speak with each other, the Skull Knight and Trevor
would be slugging it out, and then, just as Trevor is about to deliver
the final blow, a shot is heard...a
fireball blasts Trevor's arm off, and Slogra intervenes to save
his friend. Trevor escapes, and Skull Knight confesses to Slogra,
"I will never be as strong as you..."
Yes, there are shadows of Megaman
X parody here, folks. >:D
Unfortunately, as far as the work on
these files go, I've either gotten to the point either where Trevor
uppercuts and trips the Skull Knight, or the Skull Knight slices
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The Run
Alucard is on the run through Slogra's room in this pretty direct
FlashyVania demo, early as TVSSK. |
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ParoVadius
Trailer
This more intimate (...just because I planned to give it classical
background music, it's intimate? o_0) trailer to ParoVadius, created
on May 29th and last edited on the 30th, was intended to give everyone
a taste of what to expect from ParoVadius once it hit. This is completely
different from the Contra III-style trailer, as it summarizes the
same story in the finished movie as a classical version of Evergreen
plays in the background.
There was something, though, that this
never-finished trailer made well on...
"COMMENCE TAKEOFF
. . .
I
I 0 0 I I
SUMMER" |
Thank you very much for
playing...FLASHYVANIA!!!
Now head back!
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