You should ph33l w3ll.
(Kouran accent and voice)
Sol: I help! I fix Arima-maru! Then he can do anything!
<SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! JUICY! TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!>
Sol: There! Is fix now! I test!
Sol: FORM FEET AND LEG!
.......
AHH NO ONLY ONE LEG!!!!
(puts other leg on)
Sol: AGGHHH NO IT'S BACKWARDS! ;_;
(twists it 180 degrees)
Sol: FORM ARM AND TORSO!
.......
NOT AGAIN!!
(looks for arm)
Sol: Dammit arm, where are you...oh, it's here.
(Picks up a large drill)
Sol: 0_0 This...is it????? This is the best we've got??
Flea Man: Yess master, yess master, rrrhhhh.
(drills flea man with the...um, drill)
Sol: Hey, I could use this.
(puts it on Arima)
Sol: AND NOW FORM...THE HEAD!!!!!
(Andy's head appears instead of Eric's)
Sol: Huh? Who iz you?
Chibi Hawk: I'm the local Site Advisor. Just peeking around. And oh, you've
got the drill backwards. See ya later, make your time.
Sol: Oh, sorry. Thanks dude.
(turns drill backwards)
Sol: Well whatcha know? The arm was here all the time! Now, to continue...
AND NOW FORM...THE HEAD!!!!!
(Humphrey's head pops out)
Sol: Uh?
Humphrey: You seen Andy? He's got my tuna sandwich. I picked up his chicken
burger by mistake.
Sol: Oh, yeah. He went thataway.
Humphrey: Thanks.
Sol: Where was I...? Oh yeah. AND NOW FORM...
(Eric's head finally pops out)
Sol: Well now, I didn't expect it to go THAT well...!
Eric: Dude, it's 3AM and I can't figure this Rocket Knight thingamajiggy
out. Could'ja let me sleep?
Sol: Oh, um...yeah, sure thing. Sorry.
Eric: 'Night, don't let Nasty Grant bite.
(Eric goes off to sleep in his ornate four-poster bed with the Asuka wallscroll
hanging placidly just above his door, making faces at him)
~The End?~
Mandi: Hey, what am I doing here...?
Ms. Cornell: I dunno. Ask him! (points at Sol)
Sol: Uh-oh, gotta Jeust...
Heinell no Miko: Sol, have you been drinking soymilk again?
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